silliest pick up lines

[leeisgettingclean]

so whats the silliest pick up line thats been used on you or that you have used?

[leeisgettingclean]

I have always been to shy to use pick up lines, and I just recently got kinda cute, and now that I have a partner of 5 years I rarely get pick up lines used on me, we life in a smaller town and dont go out much so i just dont get hit on to often, but here are a few I found

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You!
Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:So I can check you out
As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me?
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?"
I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"
Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

[leeisgettingclean]

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
That one is my fav..I can see me using that one

[kiylen]

Thank you so much! I needed that laugh today.  I've had a pretty good day and then I was about to log off and saw you had this on here.  Good way to end my chats before the dreaded CHILDREN arive!  Just kidding, I love my babies.  But that was too funny.  Keep it coming.

[narla]

Where did you hear all these,theres so many I've never heard before.

[leeisgettingclean]

lol i know...I just googled "silliest pick up lines"

[10356]

My next song just walked through the door.. lol

[newmanagment]

"did they put your dad in jail for stealin  the stars and stashin them in your eyes?"
gurl, you fine as frog hair!
if good looks wuz sunshine id thro u up in the sky n chase these clouds away!
Nice jeans, but theyd look betta on my floor!
how tall are you? I dint know they stacked sugar that high!

[kiylen]

You guys have to keep these coming!

[whitie]

wow those are some good ones !!

I tried to find this one, did not see it,maybe I missed it

hey those must be SPACE PANTs ??..........because your @zz is out of this world !!

[kiylen]

Come on now whitie.  You couldn't find it cause it's one of your originals.  Just kidding with you.  You know I love ya!

[abel04]

you're so funny & nice.......I actually used this on my husband 32 years ago,  "want to come over for some tea & cookies?"  
annabel

[leeisgettingclean]

lol...32  years ago ..huh...so i guess it worked! i might have to try that one some day : )