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Anybody ever read
The book that came out called "A million pieces"?
Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ***?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them
A. A brain tumor.
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them
Don"t know if my ideas mesh well. I got a pretty sick and twisted imagination. Just wait till my book comes out..lol
Hey..I'm all for globalization..I'm as big a capitalist you'll ever see (better be...I'm a stockbroker :)
I tell ya..I'm a political junkie..so I've been reading Vince Flynn lately. I like him.
Beach - WRITE FROM YOUR HEART. It will be a first pass... you can edit it afterward... with legal councel too. You can always make changes after your first draft.
Ga Guy - that's great!!!!! I love that...
Luna - I know alot of writers, and they ALL feel that way.... myself included! (Altho I've seen people write just as bad as I do ( :) ) and make alot of money, so I feel it less these days.... :-P
Ga Guy - that's great!!!!! I love that...
Luna - I know alot of writers, and they ALL feel that way.... myself included! (Altho I've seen people write just as bad as I do ( :) ) and make alot of money, so I feel it less these days.... :-P
Well, that's just the lead in for the book. That part only covers a very few chapters. The real climatic parts come later on :)
Sounds like an awesome story, but be very careful talking about what it's about in details. You never know if some selfish person will steal your idea...believe me I had to learn that the hard way....I could have been very rich by now if I had kept my mouth shut a few times..
Is that cute bulldog yours on your profile (I went to UGA ya know..home of the most famous school mascot UGA the bulldawg)...or is symbolism for you..."Beachtowel...the little bulldog"
yes the statue of limittations is gone except for murder that is for life..........it has no statue......
Hey I'm writing, too. This is neat about all of the writers on here. I've had to put mine on hold for awhile. But..just as a brief overview..it's about a white boy and black girl that grow up in the slave state of Georgia. The boy goes on to become an accomplished lawyer. The girl becomes a midwife after gaining her freedom. The girl is brought up on trial for murder after the baby of a white woman is still born. The boy takes the girls case and wins, even against an all white jury. He's then lynched outside the courthouse. The real best part of the story happens to the girl after the lynching. For that tad bit of information, you shall have to buy the book one day:)
There should be a statue of limitations on most of that legal stuff right?? Check and put in what you can no longer be convicted of..LOL
As for your worrying about prosecution, there are ways of speaking of things without giving enough detail to get into trouble (like exact names of people, places, or things). I'm pretty sure you never murdered anyone so it should be alright. Ever read anything by Hunter S. Thompson, such as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? All of that is true and nothing ever happened to him.
To answer your other question, yes I'm working on a book now...well I'm always working on something...but this one is my baby that I have been writing for the past few years now. I'm an English Major (Sigma Kappa Delta Baby!), studying to be an English teacher while still writing on the side. I write everything from poetry, to fiction, and a ton of non-fiction things. I've been published in a few forms (nothing major), some small literary journals for my school, write for our campus newspaper, and have contributed to many political essays put together by a sociology professor/friend of mine. I hope to one day publish the book I'm now working on....but like most artists I struggle with constantly thinking what I create is horrible, and I'm really critical of myself. But I enjoy writing and thats the important thing..
To answer your other question, yes I'm working on a book now...well I'm always working on something...but this one is my baby that I have been writing for the past few years now. I'm an English Major (Sigma Kappa Delta Baby!), studying to be an English teacher while still writing on the side. I write everything from poetry, to fiction, and a ton of non-fiction things. I've been published in a few forms (nothing major), some small literary journals for my school, write for our campus newspaper, and have contributed to many political essays put together by a sociology professor/friend of mine. I hope to one day publish the book I'm now working on....but like most artists I struggle with constantly thinking what I create is horrible, and I'm really critical of myself. But I enjoy writing and thats the important thing..
I know thats the same thing my professor is telling me too............
but at the same time after all the years I have sat and rotted in jail I sure don't ever want to go back.......
I know I could probably just say I was so high I don't know or even remember any kind of details unless I write as a non fiction....which I am considering.....
but at the same time after all the years I have sat and rotted in jail I sure don't ever want to go back.......
I know I could probably just say I was so high I don't know or even remember any kind of details unless I write as a non fiction....which I am considering.....
you know, this may sound cliche and lame, but i write too. and when i am writing from my heart - I know it's right. you know that "inspired" feeling you get? when it feels almost like a deep breath? like it's coming through you, not from you?
so... i would say f*** any reservations Beach - and just WRITE. (get legal consult later if you feel you must...)
:)
so... i would say f*** any reservations Beach - and just WRITE. (get legal consult later if you feel you must...)
:)
you know, this may sound cliche and lame, but i write too. and when i am writing from my heart - I know it's right. you know that "inspired" feeling you get? when it feels almost like a deep breath? like it's coming through you, not from you?
so... i would say f*** any reservations Beach - and just WRITE. (get legal consult later if you feel you must...)
:)
so... i would say f*** any reservations Beach - and just WRITE. (get legal consult later if you feel you must...)
:)
one thing that I am having a huge problem with is not embellishing or exaggerating mine is leaving many things out in the fear of prosecution from the authorities.......
it started out as mandatory journaling when I was sentenced to a six month addiction behavior rehab turned into many chapters and more chapters till I was on my way and then my old english professor really got me going.....
the only thing that got to me a little was she said at times it was very hard to read because if was not from a stranger but a pervious student that she got to know pretty well and that some things I wrote really got to her.........
but her encouragement to keep going has been a blessing and now I will finish......what a miracle it would be to get it published......... I swear I would use the money to start a huge detox and rehab for addicts to help them.......
the only thing that got to me a little was she said at times it was very hard to read because if was not from a stranger but a pervious student that she got to know pretty well and that some things I wrote really got to her.........
but her encouragement to keep going has been a blessing and now I will finish......what a miracle it would be to get it published......... I swear I would use the money to start a huge detox and rehab for addicts to help them.......
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