Desertgirl..this is for you sweetie..if this don't make you LOL, I don't know what will!!!!!! lol

[cinnamonstix]

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
> embarrassing first
> date
> >that a woman ever had.
> >
> >The winner described her worst first date
> experience. There was
> >absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
> prize!
> >
> >She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite
> cold...and the guy had
> >taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
> City, Utah ..
> >
> >It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
> strangers, after all, and
> >truly had never met before.
> >
> >The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
> they were headed
> home
> >late that afternoon.
> >
> >They were driving back down the mountain, when she
> gradually began to
> >realize that she should not have had that extra
> latte.
> >
> >They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
> rest room and in the
> >middle of nowhere!
> >
> >Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
> she did for a while.
> >
> >Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a
> >point where she told him that he had better stop
> and let her go beside
> >the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
> They stopped and
> she
> >quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started.
> >
> >In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
> she let her butt rest
> >against the rear fender to steady herself.
> >
> >Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
> for traffic and
> >indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
> peeking. All she could
> >think about was the relief she felt despite the
> rather embarrassing
> >nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,
> she soon became aware
> >of another sensation.
> >
> >As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
> discovered her
> buttocks
> >were firmly glued against the car's fender.
> >
> >Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately
> came to mind as she
> >
> >attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
> metal. It was quickly
> >apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
> the extreme cold.
> >
> >Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
> of the moment, she
> >answered her date's concerns about "what is taking
> so long" with a
> reply
> >that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in
> need of some
> >assistance!"
> >
> >
> >He came around the car as she tried to cover
> herself with her sweater
> >and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes,
> he burst out
> laughing.
> >She too, got the giggles and when they finally
> managed to compose
> >themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> >
> >Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
> also were faced
> with
> >a real problem. Both agreed it would take something
> hot to free her
> >chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
> >
> >Thinking about what had gotten her into the
> predicament in the first
> >place, both quickly realized that there was only
> one way to get her
> >free.
> >
> >So, as she looked the other way, her first-time
> date proceeded to unzip
> >his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the
> audience screamed in
> >laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
> down... Or perhaps that
> >should be "pants down." And you thought your first
> date was
> >embarrassing.
> >
> >Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new
> meaning to being pissed
> >off.
> >
> >Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became
> her husband and was
> >sitting next to her on the Leno show
> >

[fedupinmt]

Now that is funny. beats any 1st dates i've ever had thank you for the morning chuckle. take care Terri

[shelby74]

That was too funny!  I can't imagine going through something like that.  Then again that is what life is all about - moments we don't expect - turn out to be something we cherish. :)

Hugs,

Shelby