Do you know why men tell blonde jokes?

It't the only ones uncomplicated enough for them to rememeber.

P.S.  The divorce one is way below the belt today!

Another Blonde....Peace~

[beachtowel]

oh man another blond, there taking over the world for god sakes............

[Skyfoxglitter]

Man you are screwed... Guess you should have kept those jokes on the D/L

[bestlife]

Lighten up guys, I know I'm a newbie but if jokes helps get you through then have at it! Laughter is a great med all on it's own.

[beachtowel]

How do you change a blonde's mind?

Buy her another beer.


A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


How do blonde brain cells die ?

Alone.


How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What will she ask you?
"Is it mine?"


How does a blond kill a fish?

She drowns it.


Sorry but I have said before I have a warped since of humor.........

[Skyfoxglitter]

I don't know if we blondes could get any lighter (hehe) I know what you are saying but you do understand we all know each othere here and we are all joking with each other right???  In response to your lighten up post..

[beachtowel]

hello, first are you blond too?

I mean no disrespect, that is not my personality.
I'm ole' school and would never disrespect anyone unless they really offended me....

We have to laugh, addiction is serious, this site is serious, W/D's are serious NA is serious, cravings are serious.

Every person except Creek has thanked me for putting a smile on their face. It started out towards only one person here skyfoxglitter.....
Then went to tink...then tracy felt left out....

If I have offended anyone I'm sorry, its a blond joke for gods sakes...

Fact: there are more blond jokes than all other jokes combined...............

[creek]

Ya, we are all messing around with this one.  I will come out of the computer screen and choke beach the next time he is able to "remember" how to post a blonde joke.

Peace

[beachtowel]

Creek if I thought it would help you feel better I would give you my neck to choke...I swear I would.
What can I do to put a smile on your face?

[creek]

kidding!  But I would like to choke you over a few other comments (at the time) because they made me dig deeper, think more, resist, come to grips, argue, cry, and be angry.   Those comments I now treasure.

Peace~  you're a comedian

[beachtowel]

when I grew up I grew up with very little self esteem.
you learn to be funny to fit in,,,,,,,,
Some old habits never die...

I do care about your well being and hope that you find some peace and cannot smile when you look into the mirror.

Recovery is the most important thing an addict can achieve period........

I wish you love, peace, and happiness in your life and hope that you will get there, my posts hurt because you know there true and those are your words that I am repeating.

I wish you the best Creek........