Hello all

[Mikeinthesouth]

Hello all of you out there. I just wanted to say hi, check on you all and to say I am still around....

[taytay90]

I love blonde jokes. I'm blonde and I have my moments believe me, but I can laugh at them and know I'm not dumb. We have the blonde award of the year in my family every year. You wouldn't believe some of the crazy things me and my sisters have said or done. We are always laughing at something one of the others did. I have 3 sisters and I'm the only blonde but I swear the brunettes have blonde roots.

[Mikeinthesouth]

So it is true blondes do have more fun

[poetrygirl1960]

My hair was almost black when I was young but in the past few years I've been coloring it much lighter.  I AM having so much more fun now!!!

Taytay:  I love that, you made me LMAO!

[Mikeinthesouth]

yeah I was a blonde when I was younger twenties and now it is darkened and turning gray..

[confused456]

OMG......I am natural blonde too.....LMAO

[confused456]

You are a goof!! LOL
Hang in there...my life is sucking too....seems to be going around. I hope you get feeling better and happier!! Hang in there, you can do it!

[taytay90]

thank you mike i needed that laugh today!!! i'm a blonde and i've said some dumb things before but not that bad. why is the blonde's bellybutton black and blue?? her boyfriend is a blonde too!

[Mikeinthesouth]

No offense all you blondes out there. Sorry I was blonde too.

[Mikeinthesouth]

The the cop sees the last sack and kicks it too. The blonde is all freaked and says gotta think quick don't wanna go back to jail then she says POTATOES POTATOES.. HaHa........................

[Mikeinthesouth]

The laws come into the barn and stumble over red haired ladies sack and she thinks I'm busted gotta think quick so she says meow meow and the law says oh just a bunch of kitties must be farmer wants to drown em............................................. He sees the second sack lying there and kicks it the brunnette thinks the same and says woof woof the cop says oh just some puppies now must be goona drown them poor things too..........

[Mikeinthesouth]

gotta hide goota hide quick girls don't wanna go back to the lockup....................... They see three potato sacks and they all jump into them to hide......................................................

[Mikeinthesouth]

Red hair lady brunnette and a blonds all runnin from the law togather. Cops close behind so they see a barn to duck into.....................................

[newmanagment]

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[Mikeinthesouth]

Yeah heard bout her u heard about the three ladies running from the law yet?

[hrsebz]

Hi Mike!
I just changed the oil in my truck and and took the bolt out of the engine block and forgot about the oil pan(my mind seems to be moosh since withdrawl)and got oil all over my self it was pretty funny what a pain in the *** to clean up.LOL.Its going to get better i promise.

[newmanagment]

you bro, sup?!?  did ya here bout the blonde gettin fired from the m & m factory...she kept throwin away all the w's!!  hope that made ya smile!!

[poetrygirl1960]

I'm so glad you are still here with us.  Please don't give this up, you are almost there.  Everyday is a big valley you don't have to go through anymore.  By the way, how many days is this now for you?

Give us a smile!!

Lisa

[Mikeinthesouth]

Just trying to satay out of my own cr p and talk to you all and hopefully will help someone new here. Gotta get to joking a lil today. U no???

[Mikeinthesouth]

Don't want to whine so I'll just say this is getting the best of me so far and it sure is lasting a long time. Depression is still here and some of the physical but on the good side I slept a bit last night and did not feel like dying this morning.

[confused456]

Hi Mike!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you are good today!!!!!