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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. (thishappenedtofishmeal)
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. (thismayhavehappenedtofishmeal
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. (yup)
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. uhhuh
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. (morethanonce)
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. (thishappenedtofishmeal)
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. (thismayhavehappenedtofishmeal
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. (yup)
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. uhhuh
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. (morethanonce)
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change
Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change
This was probably my dad's favorite joke in the world.
What's the last thing to go through a BUG'S MIND as it hits the windshield of a car going down the freeway?...
His @ss hole!
What's the last thing to go through a BUG'S MIND as it hits the windshield of a car going down the freeway?...
His @ss hole!
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