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Ok...so this is a nasty topic but I know you can relate so I will say it...I am so happy...i had a solid BM this morning!  I was getting tired of peeing out my arse!  

Hope that makes you laugh a little...

it was had a weir green color though...ick!
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a prosperous, drug free and rectally regular New Year!  

Peace, love and...uh...PLOP
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442658 tn?1563386491
yeah....if ya can t find humor in the simple things in life...what the heck...heres to a prosperous new year 2009...maria.....cheers!
hope everyone is doing good.
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710513 tn?1247522479
well in day 26 i have failed to plop a few times in the last week,  so i am sure what I eat does effect it...but hey i look at it this way i have lost about 15 lbs which makes all my cloths fit terrific..... they say there is a silver lining in every cloud...I guess even this group can find them...Happy new year to you all.....

Jambo

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Rolled out of be this morning about 6:45, got a SOLID 7 hrs sleep and feel pretty good this morning.  I had sever back pain yesterday, it's still stiff (i'm on day five) but much better.  

and man...one of my first morning activities was they way it should be, if you know what I am...I feel so over the hump righ now...tired still, but goooooood.

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442658 tn?1563386491
how s everyone plopin today...heehee
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!   I think I'm regular for now, two solids in the same day!!!!

keep laughing...Jambo62...that was too much, Awesome story man!  Really, 18 days of the runs?  No ****?

Peace
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OMG!  Please.. Let's keep this thread going.  It is good for us addicts to laugh and this is by FAR the funniest thread EVAH!
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442658 tn?1563386491
yes..just keep laughing.....it s nice to have a laugh at this time and it is the best medicine..even if it is just talking about ploppin..lol..maria lol
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LMMFAO!  That's it... I'm going to have a potty party when I plop my first solid.  Everyone in the house is going to come look at it.....

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710513 tn?1247522479
it was approximately day 18 @ 4:34 PM......I felt like inviting my wife in to look, like a proud toddler who just used the potty correctly for the first time.....LOL!!!!!!  I was going to mention this in an earlier post but I had not seen anyone mention it...nice to share a laugh with everyone..

Jambo
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715482 tn?1286833249
hahaha you are all so funny...that just gave me a nice laugh...today sucked.
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ahhhhh...glad it made some laugh and feel not alone...I know I feel better about it now!  but now my back hurts like hell!  another sweet side affect...I need a massage!
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LMAO @ "Plop!"

I cannot stop laughing at this thread... I showed my mom and she cried she laughed so hard.  

GOD!  What we go through, huh?
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442658 tn?1563386491
lmao...i remember that day too....it was about 3 weeks later...plop  lol
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NOW I know what's been going on....i thought I was all alone   :(      I figured my insides are not paralized anymore, so all is running free.
just another wonderful side effect of detox.
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Goooooooooo solid poopies!!!!

LMMFAO!  

Wish I could have one.  I'm still going and don't know if it's number one or number two.....
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306455 tn?1288862071
LOL  The inevitable  Poop Post.   Congrats to you. Yes, we have all been there.
Be careful what you eat, or you could be back to ........well, you know.
Sarah,   LMAO....safely sneeze!   oh yeah, or cough, or bend over  LOL  LOL
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541953 tn?1262586226
congrats. kind of reminds me when poty training my kids. We would all cheer and clap. so I am cheering and clapping for you now! lol I wish you many more ...
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I remember how excited i was when i could safely sneeze!!!!!!  LMAO
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214607 tn?1287677559
I remember it also. And congrats to you. Nothing you say here is offensive or anything. We have all been there at one point. Congrats to you on the BM and I wish you many more..LOL..

Lisa
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thanks for the comment, i thought i had offended!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I do remember that being a happy moment in my life also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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