What does LMAO Mean

Will someone please tell me what all these codes mean before I have a brain hemorage?!  REALLY, I don't get them.  There must be some person out there that can break the code for me. C-mon!  I had a rough day, screaming kids, running late, now I have to stay till like midnight.  Someone take pitty on me. IAC ( my new code for I am clueless).

[Greatgreebo]

Laughing My A$$ Off....

[Avalancheblanche]

Now I can sleep. Thanks Greatgreebo

[oneeagle]

I like your new IAC ... LOL would be Laughing  Out Loud - LMAO would be Laughing My A** Off - IMHO is In My Humble Opinion - IMO is In My Opinion ... lots more are available but its not relly a conspiracy to drive you crazy!!!

[Greatgreebo]

ROTF LMAO!!  :-)

[Avalancheblanche]

OMG!  I hit the 'code' jackpot!..Some info is just so HTG ( hard to get).  Sorry, I think I'm delirious.

[Avalancheblanche]

greatgreebo....Rock on till friday?  ROTF

[IBKleen]

Apparently you got your answer. You are not alone. When I first came here, I thought "OMG" was some sort of chant. And "sp" was special priviledges. OK< so I have been locked up a lot..LOL

Don't feel bad..............

[IBKleen]

Apparently you got your answer. You are not alone. When I first came here, I thought "OMG" was some sort of chant. And "sp" was special priviledges. OK< so I have been locked up a lot..LOL

Don't feel bad..............

[Avalancheblanche]

IBKleen, no one broke the "sp" code for me yet.....?

[IBKleen]

Spelling....that is it...LMAO....

[toxictome]

Thanks you guys...I needed a few laughs...

[shelly405]

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I have a comment

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I have a question

@TEOTD
At The End Of The Day

^RUP^
Read Up Please

^URS
Up Yours

<3
Heart

02
Your (or my) two cents worth

1174
Nude club

121
One to one

1337
Elite

143
I love you

14AA41
One for All and All for One

182
I hate you

19
0 hand

20
Location

2B or not 2B
To Be Or Not To Be

2BZ4UQT
Too Busy For You Cutey

2G2B4G
Too Good To Be Forgotten

2G2BT
Too Good To Be True

2moro
Tomorrow

2nite
Tonight

2U2
To You Too

404
I haven't a clue

411
Information

420
Marijuana

459
I love you

4COL
For Crying Out Loud

4EAE
ForEver And Ever

4ever
Forever

4NR
Foreigner

4Q
F*** You

5FS
5 Finger Salute

8
Oral sex

86
Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out

9
Parent is watching

99
Parent is no longer watching

A/S/L/P
Age/Sex/Location/Picture

A3
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime

AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAF
As A Friend

AAK
Asleep At Keyboard

AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact

AAMOI
As A Matter Of Interest

AAR
At Any Rate

AAR8
At Any Rate

AAS
Alive And Smiling

AATK
Always At The Keyboard

AAYF
As Always, Your Friend

AB
*** Backwards

ABITHIWTIDB
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

ABT2
About To

ACD
Alt Control Delete

ACE
Access Control Entry

ACK
Acknowledgement

ACORN
A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person

ADAD
Another Day Another Dollar

ADBB
All Done Bye Bye

ADIH
Another Day In Hell

ADIP
Another Day In Paradise

ADN
Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now

ADR
Address

AEAP
As Early As Possible

AFAGAY
A Friend As Good As You

AFAHMASP
A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS
As Far As I Can See

AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK
As Far As I Know

AFAIR
As Far As I Remember

AFAIU
As Far As I Understand

AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It

AFAP
As Far As Possible

AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned

AFC
Away From Computer

AFDN
Any F***ing Day Now

AFGO
Another F***ing Growth Opportunity

AFIAA
As Far As I Am Aware

AFINIAFI
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

AFJ
April Fools Joke

AFK
Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill

AFPOE
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes

AFT
About F***ing Time

AFZ
Acronym Free Zone

AGB
Almost Good Bridge

AGKWE
And God Knows What Else

AIAMU
And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

AIGHT
All Right

AIH
As It Happens

AIMB
As I Mentioned Before

AIMP
Always In My Prayers

AISB
As I Said Before

AISE
As I Said Earlier

AISI
As I See It

AKA or a.k.a.
Also Known As

ALAP
As Late As Possible

Alcon
All Concerned

ALOL
Actually Laughing Out Loud

ALOTBSOL
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

ALTG
Act Locally, Think Globally

AMAP
As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible

AMBW
All My Best Wishes

AMF
Adios Mother F***er

AML
All My Love

AMRMTYFTS
All My Roommates Thank You For The Show

ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different

ANGB
Almost Nearly Good Bridge

AOAS
All Of A Sudden

AOB
Abuse Of Bandwidth

AON
Apropos Of Nothing

AP
Apple Pie

AS
Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject

ASAFP
As Soon As F***ing Possible

ASAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact

ASAP
As Soon As Possible

ASAYGT
As Soon As You Get This

ASL
Age/Sex/Location

ASLMH
Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies

ATAB
Ain't That A *****

ATC
Any Two Cards

ATSL
Along The Same Line

ATST
At The Same Time

ATW
All the Web -or- Around the Web

AWC
After While, Crocodile

AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet?

AWLTP
Avoiding Work Like The Plague

AWNIAC
All We Need Is Another Chair

AWOL
Absent Without Leave

AWTTW
A Word To The Wise

AYC
Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky

AYCE
All You Can Eat

AYK
As You Know

AYSOS
Are You Stupid Or Something

AYTMTB
And You're Telling Me This Because

AYV
Are You Vertical?

B&F
Back and Forth

B/C
Because

B4
Before

B4N
Bye For Now

B4U
Before You

B4YKI
Before You Know It

BAG
Busting A Gut -or- Big *** Grin

BAK
Back At Keyboard

BAMF
Bad *** Mother F***er

banana
Penis

BAU
Business As Usual

BB
Be Back

[Avalancheblanche]

WOW!!!! I have some studying to do!  Thank you

[Greatgreebo]

Rolling On The Floor.....(ROTF)

I used to be really confused by this kind of computer shorthand myself. My first thought was "WTF?!?"....... :-D
Good luck and let me know if you find any cliff notes on this stuff :-)

greebs

[Avalancheblanche]

I am such a geek!  I'm gana go try out for the Barney show now. LOL