did u know

How do you change a blonde's mind?
Buy her another beer.

What do you give the blonde that has everything?
Penicillin.

How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
Wave to her.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)

How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
They take off their makeup.

[FLaddict]

Its a good thing I am a red head....

[beachtowel]

lol

[marcatj]

... good thing I'm not a REAL blonde. ;-)

[beachtowel]

dam isnt there a blond out there?

[marcatj]

I'll have you know I pay alot of money to look this dumb, Mr. Towel...

[FLaddict]

Yeah I was gonna add.. don't knock blondes probably 60% of my money comes from them.. they pay my rent.. Momma's gotta eat so don't make em feel bad...

[marcatj]

LOL.  exactly... we spend alot of time in that chair!  

f***ing foils and sh##.  :-)

[rooftrash]

Speaking of blonds.......How bout that Ann Colter! what an insult to all blonds.LOL.
How are ya all tonight?

[FLaddict]

She is more of an insult to women... not just blondes there Bruce..

XOXO

How are you

[VOsRose]

Okay, you guys!  I'm a blonde!  Not blonde, blonde, though.  A warm ash kind of blonde, so KNOCK IT OFF!  LOLOL

Just kidding.  Those are pretty funny, actually.

xoxox
Rosie

[beachtowel]

With all the tension I thought a little change of pace would be appropriate by the way I love blonds...........no offense to red heads or brunettes.....

[VOsRose]

The change of pace does us all some good!  We need to laugh and laugh often...it's good for the soul!

[lady_m]

This bleach blonde is laughing :)

[lady_m]

I wish you lived near by - my lady was great and just moved!!