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by beachtowel, Aug 18, 2007 10:49PM
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Buy her another beer.

What do you give the blonde that has everything?
Penicillin.

How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
Wave to her.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)

How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
They take off their makeup.
Member Comments (14)

by FLaddict, Aug 18, 2007 10:53PM
Its a good thing I am a red head....

by beachtowel, Aug 18, 2007 10:55PM
lol

by marcatj, Aug 18, 2007 11:00PM
... good thing I'm not a REAL blonde. ;-)

by beachtowel, Aug 18, 2007 11:04PM
dam isnt there a blond out there?

by marcatj, Aug 18, 2007 11:29PM
I'll have you know I pay alot of money to look this dumb, Mr. Towel...

by FLaddict, Aug 18, 2007 11:34PM
Yeah I was gonna add.. don't knock blondes probably 60% of my money comes from them.. they pay my rent.. Momma's gotta eat so don't make em feel bad...

by marcatj, Aug 18, 2007 11:37PM
LOL.  exactly... we spend alot of time in that chair!  

f***ing foils and sh##.  :-)

by rooftrash, Aug 18, 2007 11:43PM
Speaking of blonds.......How bout that Ann Colter! what an insult to all blonds.LOL.
How are ya all tonight?

by FLaddict, Aug 18, 2007 11:46PM
She is more of an insult to women... not just blondes there Bruce..

XOXO

How are you

by VOsRose, Aug 19, 2007 08:28AM
To: All
Okay, you guys!  I'm a blonde!  Not blonde, blonde, though.  A warm ash kind of blonde, so KNOCK IT OFF!  LOLOL

Just kidding.  Those are pretty funny, actually.

xoxox
Rosie

by beachtowel, Aug 19, 2007 09:33AM
With all the tension I thought a little change of pace would be appropriate by the way I love blonds...........no offense to red heads or brunettes.....

by VOsRose, Aug 19, 2007 09:42AM
To: beachtowel
The change of pace does us all some good!  We need to laugh and laugh often...it's good for the soul!

by lady_m, Aug 19, 2007 09:55AM
This bleach blonde is laughing :)

by lady_m, Aug 19, 2007 09:56AM
To: FLaddict
I wish you lived near by - my lady was great and just moved!!
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