the paul story

i have been getting asked alot of questions about him...i will be getting there....as some know i can't leave home without wife,,,lol,,,,still makes me laugh....i'm harmless really!...unless of course i harm you.....lol;    anyways,,,we had a big snow storm...let em clean that up then i will work the lil women and explain why i am bringing food to some total stranger....i am calling it community service..(i'll make paul sign sumtin saying this...lol...).....i will get er done folks...as soon as i know anything i will fill you in,,,if he is full of poop....he will be in a hostpital safe and sound but hurt bad...cuz i am not doin this for some bs'er...and i'll take his dope and sell it for the gas and food..i'm a very nice guy but i do not accept goofyness...i have been known to punnish a few.....gentle hippy that is good at kicking ***.(i used to box and wrestle..i invented ground and pound before there was a name for it)..never picked  fight in my life though,,,,,,,make a note of that

[confused456]

that is awesome of you to do!!!

[newgirl2708]

Nicely Done...
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[feohmoon]

That is awesome of you to do....opi the humanitarian...very nice

[troubleinohio]

omg, i cant imagine you showing up at my house Opi,  rofl! I sure hope Paul is ok and will be OK,    LOLOL    keep us updated!

[opi]

common i'm ok...look at my pics.....i look like i work for the salvation army....if i take my glasses off at pauls though that means he is full of ****...i will call 911 for him though,,,i'm a nice guy

[paulandsabrina]

hey man i dont want any trouble if your comming to rob me there isnt to much **** i dont even have a chair for you guys to sit on **** this is so embarrising for me i have nothing an old playstation that ive been trying to sell for weeks and a tv  i probably couldent give that away though but if you tried to take my laptop i would tazer your *** lol are we supposed to get more snow today?

[opi]

dude ,,,if you're legit....you got no probs....i've been tazered so many times it's like doing a smash of speed for me.....i've been tryin too get my hands on one just to get through this wd shyt...so if i ask you for a hit...i'm talkin tazer...

[paulandsabrina]

lol you can have it if you want i shoked myself twice like a moron i got nothing t0o worry about i was just ******* around you really b een tazered to me it was like grabbing spark plug wires with wet hands while the cars running at 6500 rpm it hurt lots

[confused456]

LMAO....too funny Opi!!

[wait2long]

you are killing me...LOL!
always get a kick out of your posts...
dont ever leave medhelp...LMAO!!!

[feohmoon]

I am sure you will appreciate some company too Paul.
How are you feeling?
Best of luck
peace & love
steven & murphy

[paulandsabrina]

im doing ok im gonna go to the pharmacy lator c if they will give me some of the script without paying can i just make a drug card up how many didets is the number is it numbers and letters like hex is there a formula to figure out the numbers im just curious cos ill go make one up if i have to the 80s are like 6 bucks each

[opi]

knock knock...........who's there.....land shark mam.....who?  telegram mam...i'm not expecting anything...................knock knock......................who is it.....mmm purolator mam.....not expecting anything.............knock knock.........who is it...     opi mam.......who .......opi mam.......form the andy griffith show.....um that's right mam......

don't let this happen to you!

[MizDemeanor]

LAND SHARK?!?!?! ROFLMBO omg I forgot about that. Opi I swear you are a riot, dude.

[paulandsabrina]

how old are you opi if you dont mind me asking im 27 and i still got my english accent i dont think thats going away anytime soon and does anyone no how them drug plan things work?

[opi]

40 years young.........i heard that a couple left hooks gets rid of the accent,,,,will give that a try.....my drug plan is to not do em

[opi]

ps to paul.....stop mentioning the 80's......when bud brings the sled i will fly to hamilton up the QE w/a pocket full of cash.....................fooker

[paulandsabrina]

lol your so funny i was just thinking to myself i couldent remember the last time i laughed i did like 5 mins ago its got to be over a year wow ive been pretty miserable for a long time i dont have that option my friend if i dont do them i want to kill myself i get so deppressed it scares me if i dident find this site the other day i no 100 percent i wouldent be here now mayby ill sell the bosses air comppressor he left here lol anyway im gonna walk to the pharmacy and c if they will give me a few till i figure something out ttyl take care guys

[opi]

what size compressor?

[johnnykelly]

BROTHER when people use the word solid to loosely in my opinion these days.Andrei by going out of your way to selflessly deliver a man some grocerries that i hope was because this man and his family where in dire straights. (WELL MY GOOD FRIEND THAT IS THE DEFFINITION OF SOLID) All the top -left **** is stage-play and if you had weather like we in Tofonto did,and came through that is SOLID forget all the Talk GOD works throuhg people and you did your Duty.I heard you say that ,and i hope not that you had some suspicions of maybe some SKULL DUGGERY. KEEP me posted  BRO john

[NautyOne]

I agree......a true hero.  You should be so proud of yourself.

nauty..........

[eagle1950]

Its great to hear a follow uo on Paul - with Opi on his tail he better keep it straight!! Encourage Paul to keep posting here....

[jetsetgrl]

Paul- Best of luck!

Opie- Wow how cool?!?

[worried878]

I think that is great and would probably do the same if the person was close by....it helps me to help others...those pills made us very self-focused...a little selfish I think....impressed with ya dude

[paulandsabrina]

mmmmmm im not sure what size it is buddy and i cant give you any 80s you have done so well and im not going to be the one to ruin it i wont mention them again sorry guys

[opi]

have not made the run yet...................will happen......i am fighting a serious craving right now and stuff is goin bad...bad thoughts go away bad thoughts go away....i was about to tear some doors off their hinges but held back....paul man........i'm guna get to you....johnny.....solid is a word i do not toss around and have considered myself that since the age of 13 ......i've had the lumpins to prove it,,,,thx....the roads are clearing but callin for more snow.......snow not rock john. ;)......**** i'm freakin right now...phew....
i am looking for  a na thing to go to today,,,now!........that or that ******* withthe sled better get here soon...........i sold my punchin bag,,,,,,,i need it now...hope wife stears clear for a while cuz she's makin me nuts///....don't whine to about petty shyt to someone in my condition,,,i've been to good,sick,strong,,dont fuk with me now

[toxictome]

Hang in there  opi...this too shall pass.....go out and make your snow angelllll

[confused456]

Wear clothes while doing it!! LOL

[confused456]

Sorry it seems like ur having a hell of a day. Stop, take a deep breath, more like 10 of them, and see how you feel. No snow angels for ya. Hang in there.

[eagle1950]

You have been both strong enough and smart enough to make some pretty bright moves here on the forum - I understand craving and triggers - I also understand doing time for something - you are lucky as heck to have a wife that will at least put up with ya and being able to stay at home for dues paying.....you've also had some good advice for people here - stick with it Sometimes everyone just has to vent!

[beach777]

Gentlemen:
I never comment but I feel the need to say this. Paul, I'm so glad you
Astill among the living. You are a compassionate man and the world needs more of you not less.
PPI:
you have installed my faith in recovery. To be clean from the amount/type of drugs you did is amazing. I don't know your legal situation but I do know huges (I'm a criminal trial lawyer) and if you need any practical advice for staying out of the pokey and pleading your case to the guy in the black robe, let me know. H--l, I'll write you a letter of recommendation! LOL.  Please don't stop the humor-- it works.
hang in there both of you-- I respect you both and I generally don't. Good luck

[beach777]

sorry for the typos--iPhone while at the beach is not the best form of communication.... But it beats snow

[newgirl2708]

!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from the plants !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from the wife !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! Keep stuff out of the bumm !!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! Keep posting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[FAITHFUL74]

My husband is a former truck driver... he has always told me that I could never understand the dialect of a canadian... he was snowed in with a group of em himself and he said he couldn't understand a word for 2 days then he finally caught on... they speak english, but so fast that you they only say a half word at a time... to read your post... I am fully convinced of this!!! You are absolutely hilarious!!! I have to read your post really fast to even know what your talkin about. If I slow down, it makes no sense!!! ROFLMAO!

[opi]

i got good news but gota go somewhere.....will post it in a bit/////////allllll ggoooood mmmmaaaaan


faith,,,thats a different kind of canadian........i dont like em either

[FAITHFUL74]

post it already... I hate waiting!!!

[toxictome]

opi...come back...we're waiting!!!!

[opi]

so today is was having to fight major cravings,,,,,serious man,,,,ready to say fuk it and go get one ox................i was also waiting for a friends snomobile......between wanting dope and the sled and wife grinding me (non sexual)....my brain was exploding.......oh and my car is broken to....after last nights wallmart blizzard run to help my rls  that got me nowhere but kicked out cuz it closed,,,anyway the car has been shot since the blizzard run(i am a very mechanical dude..no mechanic has touched my car since i was 16,,,40 now).now i'm thinkin i gota fix the car not high,,,doh!..anyway,,,the sled showed up......wife came with me.(she had earlyer sniveled that it is cold)...it's a freakin SNOWmobile not a summerdaymobile...we bundled up..got the helmet heads and started the sled.....varooom.....we were off....flying around ...lots-0-space for that kinda thing....i said to wife .hey lets go to your dads and give him a ride......so we did....he's 71,never been on a sled,,,,,can hardly walk do to back surgery so he was afraid but i reasured him he'll be all good..you are in good hands i said(junkie hands)(he has perks but i was so high on life by then i did not care)....i finaly talked him into getting on and we are boogying down the trail(deep snow,,sled rocks back and forth)...i gave it some gas to scare him a couple times then slowed....he got comfy and started hanging on with one hand then  poof  sled dips deep too the left and i feel him fallin off...hand on break and other behind my back holdin him the bang he's gone(i managed to get sled to 4-5 mph....he lands in a big poofy pile of snow....i'm in oh no mode as snow is flying where he bounced...he is a hurt guy.....i jump off ...and run to him and he is laughing,covered in snow helmet is filled i pull the mask to make sure it was a laugh and not an angonized look...he's all good..
then wife and fly along canal and see peepss we know tobagoning...we stop and there is a snowboard there....i'm thinkin i can still board(last time i did was when they were invented....i go down the hill,wipe out every 2 feet for 200 feet...guess i can;t board anymore,,,who woulda though,,it is not like riding a bike.....we blow that popcicle stand(my pride and body hurt  then i make wife drive sled....man my wife has balls....we flew for 20 minutes then had to turn around,,,while she turned she screwed calculations and we hit deep shyt and flipped sled and we both go bouncin while sled slides on it's side...shake it off..we made out ok...i put strange sled parts in my pocket that i found in the snow but it wont start,,,we are in the middle of nowhere...wind picked up.we was cold......i worked my magic and she started up.....wife still driving we headed  back...she stopped......my back got so sore i  was crawling on the path,,,tears freezin up.....we got back on me driving pain vannished....flew home and realized that that was a way better buzz than any ox coulda got me....i have snorted and ate 5 sleds 10 dirtbikes and numerous other man toys.....the moral of the story is my day was lookin like a relaps and ended in massive joy(sled is still in my yard so guess what i;m doing in the morning...not an ox and coffee that's for sure..amazing how things turn around...a day can be a life time,,,,oh and i have decided that when i get myself outa this goofy mess i'm in i'm going to be a drug councilor....no,,not tell ppl what the good ones are but help get off em...big day today kids....almost life changing..i had to chip ice off my teeth from smilling so much............peace...maybe i should learn how to spell councilor before becoming one.....did i spell it right?

[confused456]

Hey, wonderin if you ever made it to Pauls place??

[opi]

ps: i told wife that we have to get to hamilton when i fix car to check on paul...drop off a few groceries(i'm kinda flush but will make it happen somehow) she squacked but i said hey////////this something i need to do and it will happen with or without you...she will come...has to cuz if i get pulled over without her i'm in jail good deed or not...so paul man..let me fix the car and i'll be meeting you,,,if you are full of **** i probably wont even kick the **** outa you cuz i've had a very good atfternoon and eve,,,,clean yourself up that day...don't worry about chairs i'm a hyper guy and don't need to sit,,,ii'll be to busy snoopin through your stuff to get info on ya anyway,,,,,,

[cathy5841]

awww opi it sounds like you had a wonderful day.  that is great....i like the part about chippin ice off your teeth...i can relate, i smile so much now.  keep going one day at a time...and if one day at a time gets overwhelming just take it one minute at a time.  we are here if you need us
cathy

[confused456]

That is great that you had a good day and glad to hear that you will be helping our friend Paul. That is so great of you!!! You da bomb!