To All New Posters

As one of the CLs on this forum, and for the old timers who respond a lot, I would like to ask all of you new to the forum to PLEASE give us a little more information to go on besides your username. It helps us tremendously if we know how old you are or if you're male or female. And if the question is about a particular medication, it really helps if we know what else you're taking. Also, if you have more than one symptom, please list ALL of them in your original post. It is very difficult to respond to your concern of a rapid heart beat only to find out, 8 posts later, that you "forgot" to mention you also have high blood pressure and are going through menopause, that one testicle is larger than the other and you just had your left foot amputated. We need information! It's also nice to know where you live.........we could be neighbors.
Thanks
Greenlydia
  

[elhille]

what does my one testicle have to do with anything?  

[greenlydia]

I dunno........that maybe you're responding with only half a brain?

[silverberg]

talk about neighbors, (well before I moved here to San Diego  6 weeks ago), nice to here from someone from Nebraska.

[suzi-q]

Great answer!!!!!

[elhille]

one testicle and half a brain?  i am screwed

[greenlydia]

They just don't get it, do they? LOL

[cj29]

I think that a male's testicles are different sizes anyway....no two testicles are alike.  Kind of like snowflakes.

[greenlydia]

SNOWFLAKES? LMAO. The point being that having ONE testicle left a man with only HALF a brain...............but thank you for driving that point home!

I feel a funny thread coming..................

(To new posters: We do this sometimes for comic relief, so feel free to add a giggle)

[elhille]

so now you giggle at my lack of brains and testicles?  what kind of site is this?  i'm here for support people.  i better go take an extra zoloft.

[greenlydia]

I support you in your decision. (See. LOT'S of support here!)

Glad you're here with your sense of humor.
Greenlydia

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[crazymae]

Hey Elhille,
   I think we may have dated in the past. You sound like the type of guys I attract: one ball, half a brain! HA!

[Brenndy]

LMAO!!!!

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[MJIthewriter]

With things like anxiety sometimes things like comic relief are a big help. They say laughter is the best medicine.

[greenlydia]

So very true and it's sad that those of us with anxiety/panic issues find it so difficult to laugh. It's hard to giggle when you think you're having a heart attack.
Maybe the pharmaceutical companies should come out with a "giggle pill." They'd make a fortune and we'd all no doubt be locked up at the "Funny Farm!" But maybe at the "Funny Farm" we'd have fun.............

[elhille]

they make giggle pills.  do you want some?

[greenlydia]

Yes please. And the larger the dose, the better.

[elhille]

ha, i'll have santa drop some off for you when he leaves my house.

[Nana434]

PLZ have santa drop some off at my house too, Haha

[Katie35801]

hahahahaha.......this post made me laugh.........especially the one testicle/one brain theory. TOO funny. :o)

[greenlydia]

And so true,eh? LOL

By the way..............GREAT poll you've got going. I am one of the slobs in the big orange pie wedge!  :(

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[dai3symae]

Hi, I'm new here but had to jump in.....

my brother-in-law claims he has three testicles....unfortunately for my sister-in-law he doesn't have 3x the brains   :)

[greenlydia]

Glad you jumped in..........it's the best way around here to get your feet wet.
Wow.........three testicles. Unfortunately he probably needed that many to "power up" his little head!

I'm killin' myself here!
Peace
Greenlydia

[elhille]

ha, that's funny.  when my brother was in elementary school he had a kid in his class who had 3 testicles.  his name isn't carl by chance is it?

[greenlydia]

And your brother knew this.........how?
Was it "Show and Tell" day?

[Jade59]

LOL......Still the same Greenlydia I've come to know and love.

[elhille]

elementary school people, i think it was 1st grade.  i'm sure all the kids had their pants pulled down around their ankles in the bathroom.  

[greenlydia]

Hey Girlfriend! Where the heck ya been!? Hope you're back to stay awhile, we've missed you. Lot's has changed, as you no doubt have seen. Anyway, REALLY good to hear from you! You doing OK?

To elhille.............."all the kids had their pants pulled down around their ankles......" LMAO!.......sounds like the bathrooms on Capitol Hill

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