Suppose you do get pregnant, how do you know

[swampcritter]

that the child is yours?

[tatorbug40]

how funny,  I almost spit out my tea when I read that!

[mami1323]

Do people ever just sit and think first and say, is this a logical question?  I swear the school system is failing our children.  Or their parents are brain dead.

[peekawho]

You'll have lots of  members, for sure!

[adgal]

I am confused.........and I think your all doing it on purpose....aliens are real you know, the gov't just doesn't want to admit it.  In fact they are the one's responsible for swine flu!!  The aliens are plotting to take over the world, so they had to create a pandemic to wipe out the majority of the population.  

How do you like my new theory?  I am going to start a website around it.

[tatorbug40]

YES!!!  how horrible!  I saw that report, it was on our local news a week ago---  the family carrying the child is going to give the baby to the biological mother!  I think that would be SO heart breaking!

[TrudieC]

Or, the doctor implanted someone else's fertilized egg!  Did you hear about that case?

[tatorbug40]

LOL!!!  this forum is the best!

[AHP84]

"Did any of that seem unusual to you?"

[swampcritter]

"congratulations, its a ... squid"

[peekawho]

Aliens.  Its a frequent explanation for things like this.  

[AnnieBrooke]

This happened to my sister-in-law.  Not only was she not sure the baby was hers, but home pregnancy tests all came up negative until her 7th month.  And you know -- the baby did not even look like her!

[peekawho]

Good point, Swampy!   Aliens are well known for impragneting women with alien pods.  I know this is true, bc I saw it on TV once.

[AHP84]

Well, if you don't have multiple personality disorder, then that's a sure fire way to know that the child is yours.
But if you have MPD, then even DNA tests can get tricky...