Shucks, anyone can see she's your girl.
Ah Swampy. My lust for Maksim will not interfere with our relationship. I'd use him and then send him out on a makeshift raft to go get help. He's rather dim witted, so he would not survive for long.
Suddenly, Swampy is very sad.
Hmmmm. I'm a boringly practical person.
!. Source of fresh water.
2. Easy source of a variety of foods.
3. Someone to umm....interact with. Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing with the Stars, for example. I bet he can ummm....talk all night long.