Just for laughs! Post your best kid friendly joke here!

Think we could all use a good laugh, but try to keep it clean, ok?  I'll go first.

These two little boys at a Catholic school were always getting into trouble, so when the money was stolen out of the offering box the priest new who to call into his office.  When the first little boy gets there the Father has decided to try a new tactic with him.

The Father says, "Johnny, do you know where God is?"

Johnny just sits there looking scared.

Again the Father asks, "Johnny, do you know where God is?"  At that Johnny jumps out of his chair, run out the door and down the hallway.  Part way down the hallway he sees the other little boy.  He says to him, "Come on, we gotta get outta here!  God's missing and they think we took him!"

[Applecore]

Why did the turkey cross the road?  The chicken was out of town.   linda

[DLA]

Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!   LOL!!!!!!!!1