Savas normally makes a New Year's Resolution not to make any New Year's Resolutions.
This is, of course, because Savas feels he is just so bloody perfect in every way that any change to himself would be a HUGE disappointment to the human race, causing possible mass depression and suicide to all.
(*sigh*... sometimes I'm so good I just don't know what to DO with myself.)
THAT being said, I have thought up some potentially useful resolutions that could be interesting.
So... here are the choices:
A: Resolve to have less cats...and a large cat-skinned rug.
B: resolve to have MORE cats...but get a large Burmese Mountain Dog that enjoys a steady diet of...cats.
C: Resolve to brush cats non-stop to prove that cats are really made of loose fur...and if brushed long enough, they WILL disappear (the "How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" Hypothesis).
D: Do "C" and use the large quantity of loose, brushed out fur to build one giant SUPER CAT with which I plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Sooooo... which do you think would be the appropriate New Year's Resolution for a Savas to make? :->
I don't know guys-Sahib could wind up sabotaging the world domination plans. We need more low key, secretive cats. Skunkie has also "voiced" her concerns over that trouble-maker tree climbing Sakura!! LOL
Hmm, C sounds interesting. I'd like to prove that theory too. I think D is already in the making, though. Our cats have been planning this for some time. They're a whole lot smarter than you give them credit for.
Sakura has been practicing stake outs and observation. She's gotten really good at hiding out in some pretty high places to watch what's going on.
She's been training hard lately. She's pretty embarrassed at her knocking the tree over! She says Skunkie is just jealous because Sakura can climb higher than her!
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