FRIDAY's FRIBBLE

[selmaS]

Fribble-    noun

a person who wastes time
                   any trifling act or thought
                                      intransitive verb fribbled frib′·bled, fribbling frib′·bling

                                                                                                             to waste

This is just for fun....to waste time.....ect.....

[rod44]

... only 91 Days to Christmas 09...

[selmaS]

lol.......thanks ROD

[n40066]

but wait a minute!  wasn't christmas just last month?!  lol!  my how time flys when we get old!

[rod44]

What is this we business….hum, I am jus a lad.

In what year did new-years day & Christmas day fall in the same year?

[rod44]

“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.” Oscar Wilde  


HI Elizabeth , I am 45 , i feel 100 ,  some say I have the mental age of a two year old but sure what do they know…lol..!!!

[selmaS]

U 2 sound like brother and sister...do I have to seperate u????

[rod44]

Sorry teacher, I will be good….I promises!!!

[selmaS]

lol......just play nice....lol....

[shanmomof3]

lol .... it must be silly friday!

[selmaS]

We need silliness......

Shannon...what's the silliest thing u've ever done??

[shanmomof3]

Well........... we're not gonna go there selma! LOL!

But actually, I get to be silly a good bit. My four year old likes to make "silly" faces and mama has to do them with her!  I also sing all the Nogin (cartoon channel) songs and act silly while doing it! Lol!

[shanmomof3]

Oh.... just thought of this!

If you go to a NL or NS who is NOT a Chiari specialist you are fribbling!  LOL!

[selmaS]

lol....u most deffinately r,.........

I like the word fribble....it is a funny word.

Well.....I have areas we will not go either, but.....I do enjoy being silly.....do u know who Victor Borgora (sp) is...a comedian that plays a piano?...well in one skit he has this opera singer and everytime she opens her mouth to sing he makes an awful wineing sound....so while at a show, my sister and I ...sitting in the back did this and my mom thought it was her neighbor sitting behind her enjoying the music albeit a bit tone deff.

This was just a few months ago....lol.....we had fun......

[shanmomof3]

That's hilarious!!!   My husband and son do stuff like that ALL the time!

My favorite comedian is Jeff Dunham........but can't watch him very much because of the Headaches caused by the laughing! :(

[selmaS]

Oh I remember that....u laugh then u cry cuz it hurts.....Shane99 would make me laugh so much too,......and I would always respond with....lol....ouch...stop...lol..cough...ouch....

[n40066]

the only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!  and he started it, mom selma!  ;0

[selmaS]

lol.....ok.....but u still have to play nice....lol...

[rod44]

Anybody know any good blond jokes…lol... got ya

[n40066]

or jokes about crazy little men in green hats?  back at cha!  lol!

[selmaS]

hey !!!....

I want to know what each of u has done that was silly...Shannon and I said ours.......

[rod44]

I got up this morning and put on my shirt inside out,
she suggested

crazy little men in green hats
who suggested a cretin medication….when I checked it out it stated see your VETERINARIAN before applying, it was for DOGS lol!!  

[n40066]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ouch....

[n40066]

a couple of weeks ago i went to work with 2 different shoes on....and didn't notice it until a customer kept staring at my feet!  try to wiggle your way out of that one!  lol!




don't say it, ray!

[n40066]

while in the police academy during morning roll call, standing at attention, my instructor kept circleing me, all the while screaming every obscenity imaginable at me.  i had no clue what i had done wrong.  after 5 minutes of this abuse, he told my partner to stand directly behind me and put one hand on my shoulder and one hand behind his back.  then, using only his teeth, remove what was not a part of my uniform.  keep in mind, that we are at attention with eyes facing forward only.  well, people being the naturally curious creatures that we are, several of my classmates were cutting there eyes over to see what all the fuss was about.  one by one as they could no longer repress their laughter, they were told to drop and give em 50.  when my 6'7 285 lb. partner bent down and pulled something out of the top of my pants, i thought i would die!  OMG  don't even tell me there's a piece of toilet paper tucked in there!  well, that's what everyone thought it was...but it was actually a fabric softner dryer sheet!

[n40066]

i had just finished class around 1930 hrs. and was walking to my car.  it was rather dark that night... i was approaching a bridge when i saw a fluffy black tail scoot around the front corner of the bridge right in front of me.  being a cat lover all my life, i bent down as i rounded said corner and called out, "here kitty, kitty"  i no sooner got the 2nd kitty out of my mouth when i saw it was all black, all right....except for a thick white stripe from it's head to the tip of it's tail!  i didn't stand a chance of avoiding it's attack!
but the worst part of it all?  this was the very same day as the incident above and i had to go back to class the next day....sporting my new perfume!!!

[rod44]

I rest my case…lol…!!!


WRONG WAY WARNING

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car!" said the blonde.
"There's hundreds of them!"

[selmaS]

lol....omgoodness Elizabeth...I did that too...went to work with 2 diff shoes on...but get this...I was running late....and my legs were really hurting me....then me feet hurt...I had a desk I was sitting at ....a co-worker said what's wrong...I said my legs and feet r really hurting today..I said I don't know y...my shoes r comfy..with that I swung my chair to the side and lifted my legs to show I had on 2 diff shoes....no mind u...one was a flat closed shoe and tan...the other was a wedge open toed blue shoe.....top that...lol....

[selmaS]

oh and I love the dryer sheet and kitty stories too...LMAO.....

[selmaS]

bumping up for Friday

[WeddingJean]

Here's a joke to get our Friday started...

After watching the car in front of her weave back & forth from one lane to the other, the female police officer pulled the driver over. She asked the male driver to get out of the car & put him through the usual sobriety tests. She then told him he was under arrest for driving while intoxicated. He started to mutter something & she said, "Sir I must warn you that anything you say can & will be held against you." That was when he yelled, "****!"

[rod44]

I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.

[selmaS]

Ray...u r too funny....

[rod44]

what?....who?....it wadent me! Whatever it is it wadent me mom...lol!!!

[selmaS]

it surley was u Ray...fractions....lol....

[rod44]

Well where I come from we call em sums ya know or add and subtract or if your posh maths but ye over across the pond would not have a clue what I was talking about and have me sent to the funny farm if I said sums so I used that big word to fra…fract ….o forget it, I am confused enough…..where was I ……o ya I forget….
I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at SUMS…naw it don’t have the same ring to it

[selmaS]

...hmmmmmmmmm could u have said figures?...lol....numbers?......

not real sure.......now I am getting confused

[anitalounurse]

i just found this silly friday thing and u r all right    it is good to laff and it hurts but we gotta weight the risks with the benes....so i say let it roll....laff laff laff    i am having bad "brain fog" today...the bed is calling me....maybe when i get up i will remember a good joke or 3 to post lol   so friday joke day...sounds like a great plan!  i'm all in....
ps.s.  if i remember it....so i have to write down everything now...that just great LMAO

[rod44]

what figures, you mean numbers figures In the equations, is this the sum of what you want to say or just a fraction of the sum...you ARE confused
….next you’ll say why not arithmetic’s, or the theory of relativity…lol…

I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at  arithmetic’s, FIGURES, NUMBERS or the theory of relativity…lol…

ok mom go lay down....rest. count sheep....fractions of them even.. lmao!!!!

[rod44]

Hi anitalounurset
sorry your not feeling so good, those brain frogs! Can be a bummer, hope the fog lifts soon, take care..o….and welcome!

[selmaS]

u r confusing me as to y u used fractions and y one of the others would not work.....

[rod44]

I like to do things the hard way, nothing straight forward…hmmmm mom  have you been at the moonshine by any chance..lol..lol..lol!!!

[selmaS]

no, but I am still tired......or mayb I slept too much....hmmmmmmmm

[rod44]

By my calculating using fractions, sums, numbers, maths and other stuff you only slept for10 hours…..lol!

[selmaS]

so, it wasn't enuff....lol....

[selmaS]

but wait, u said u were no good with math....lol....

[rod44]

well u said u went to bed at 12;30...GOT UP at 9:30 so that makes 10 hours lol

[selmaS]

I didn't get up at 930.....I said I came down at noon...lol.....

[selmaS]

let's release all the issues and have some fun.....

[rod44]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

[lu7997]

91 days till christmas....................................oyie.................................I feel like yesterday was July this year is going to fast and i dont think I remember any of it  lol

[shanmomof3]

Lala lalalala La la La la La........... Theme song from cartoon The Smurfs

[rod44]

OOOOOO my ears....Stick to the day job Shannon you CANT sing lol!!!

[selmaS]

LMAO...Shannon, I didn't get to pick on u for last night, but Ray gotcha...lol....

[rod44]

I hope now MOM that YOU don’t think that you are immune  hmmmmm

[selmaS]

well I know I am not...Shannon was picking on me....get this...bcuz u were not on last night to do it.....

[rod44]

Thank you Shannon….us paddy’s stick together….lol!

So you all excited about your DD visit Selma?

[selmaS]

U betcha....jst got off the phone with DH as to the plans for tonight.....So, I guess u all know I will be on hit and miss till she leaves.....

[rod44]

Ya well enjoy and I guess there will be some more wedding planning going on……and of course shopping lol!

[selmaS]

yuppers...and I hope I am up to the shopping...I have always disliked it.....always looking for a seat instead of shopping ...then wondering when we will get out  of there and head home.....guess I need to take some tylenol b4 going.....it always starts in my lower back, then I get a HA and jsut feel miserable.....I think since it starts in the lower back it is the TC still getting me.....

[selmaS]

here is our silly thread for Fridays.......

[Devin215]

Moron/Idiot- by definition is a Dr. who went to med school wasting years of his/her life to get the title of MD to insult patients and give them a 1 sentence answer to a very simple question...Example:

Patient: Dr. I have this pain in my head can you tell me why? I have had it for years
Moron: well you seem anxious lets try this anti-anxiety medicine....

Sorry just wasting time... Here is a good joke.....

A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...

Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face.

"Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.

"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we’d better run it through again..."

[n40066]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[selmaS]

Thanks Devin...I heard that one sooooo long ago I forgot how it went....very funny....lol....

[selmaS]

sorry I forgot to post this last night......so lets be silly here today : )

[rod44]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy Halloween every one
when is it anyway?

[selmaS]

U r a bit early...end of the month....u don't celebrate it?...how about ALL Saints Day?

[rod44]

The only saint we celebrate is St Patrick….St Patrick’s day is march 17th  but we celebrate it all year round LMAO!!!

Halloween is the morning after St Patrick’s day lol!!!

[anitalounurse]

friday fribble i love it   this is my first try so i gotta hang in there...no pun intended

i have to poke fun at myself on this journey....so here is a good sarcastic one to those who dont wanna or cant seem to take the time to understand me.....

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. ( or even wobble a bit :)  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow ( or I may even get a bit lost :)  Do not walk beside me either. (i'm not really sure where i'm going sometimes :)  Just pretty much leave me the h*ll alone!!!  This is from my Godmother from an internet find called "Zen Sarcasm".

Hope it at least brought a smile to your face.  I'm like a female "Don Rickles"....a lil older than most here....sometimes blatantly sarcastic....but NEVER EVER intend to hurt feelings.  I know who will tell me the "clean up my act" if I cross any lines...

Thanks for letting me "fibble" around with ya'll....now off for some zzzzzzzzzzz's

Prayers to all
Anita

[anitalounurse]

still not gettin those zzzzzzzz's yet cuz i just had to reply to Rod...

that is a good one....ur one about Halloween is day after St. Patrick's day  

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!   hit a funny bone for me  :)  thanks, i really needed that today

and u also save $ on your masks   tee hee

[selmaS]

Well here we go another Friday to fibble away

[rod44]

Are vampires real?

[selmaS]

well that depends...there r those that crave blood and have some illness that they must stay out of sunlight, but not sure that a vampire makes....lol.... : [

[rod44]

Another reason not to sleep lol thanks mom……what was that……oooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkk it was only a bat lol

[selmaS]

dats what u think...wahahahahahaha.......

[rod44]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppp vampire alert

[n40066]

but of course they are real!  where else would all of us red and bloody meat eatin, never sleepin at night people that are pained by sunlight come from????  we were contaminated by the evil dr biteme at the hospital before our mothers brought us home!!!!

[selmaS]

Lol...and Lizzy, it explains y he nevers sleeps at night.....huh??

[rod44]

Ok it is dark outside so I can come out of the closet……now now lizzy I know the way your mind works….not the kinda coming out lol.
Where are my fellow leprechaun friends when I need them…. SHANNON WHERE ARE YOU they are picking on me again….

Did you ever hear of a green vampire?

[selmaS]

mayb u bit someone with H1N1 that u r green....lol....

[rod44]

Well they said pigs could not fly, then we got swine FLU lol…so anything is possible…..

[selmaS]

u r so cleaver...lol.....

[rod44]

My brain is just sooooooo big lol

[selmaS]

well now u r just stating the obvious

[selmaS]

how many have their Christmas shopping started?

[selmaS]

ok let's try this again...is neone getting ready for the holidays ???

[rod44]

I think in the spirit of Christmas we should invite our respective Neurosurgeons over for dinner, sit them at the top of the table for Christmas Dinner, ask them to carve the Turkey as this is what they do best, DON'T give em to much wine though in case they get shaky hands, no need to buy Christmas crackers there will be plenty at the top of the table, stick him on top of the three if you need to but do NOT expect to get a straight answer if you ask a question on less of course it is on golf.
So my next mission, what to get my NS for Christmas....

[selmaS]

lol....funny Ray...didn't even give it a thought to look at it that way...lol....I am just wondering yet again how to get it all done...I am making gifts this yr......hope I get em all done....lol....

[rod44]

well you can start with me.....i would like a new car.....BMW 520, Is that ok

[selmaS]

sooooooooooo, u r really asking for Anne, since u r not driving...yeah?Not rubbing it in mind u. I am not driving either, just wondering...mayb u just want it to park outside to impress?

[n40066]

on the first day of christmas my pc said to me

you have something called chiari.............

[selmaS]

on the second day of Christmas my pc said to me....

you have tethered cord and chiari

[n40066]

on the third day of christmas my pc said to me

go to an ns cuz it's way beyond me

[rod44]

on the forth day of christmas my pc said to me you have got a syrinx caused by Chiari but as to what this is well DONT ASK ME....

[n40066]

on the fifth day of chirstmas my ns gave to me
5 different pills......
4 for depression
3 for the nausea
2 for the pain
and 1 because you are insane

[selmaS]

LMAO...great one Lizzy

[rod44]

LAMO Lizzy....good on ya..

on the sixth day of Christmas my ns said to me man they should lock you up and throw away the key ree

[selmaS]

On the 7th day of Christmas my PC said to me..............

1- u will be ok
2- there is nothing more we can do
3-it is all in ur head
4-u could sleep if u went to bed
5-repeat of #1 u r ok
6-different meds that make my IBS FLARE
7-u need to exercise, but don't do too much...maybe a diet pill on top of everything........

and I still have my chiari and my tethered cord and ehlers danlossssssssss

[n40066]

do what??????  you broke the rhythm selma!!!!!!!!!!!!  lmao   do over!  do over!!!

[selmaS]

:*(

[n40066]

awwwww...don't cry!  try try try!!!  lol!
will be back in a bit....need to lie down for a few

[shanmomof3]

On the eighth day of Christmas my NL said to me.... that is minimal tonsillar ectopia Not Chiari!  

[n40066]

on the 9th day of christmas my ns said to me
you are not a candidate for surgery!

[selmaS]

Do u cook for Thanksgiving or go out to eat...those of u in the states.....those of u outside...do u have a fall festival u celebrate?

[selmaS]

HI All ...who is doing the shopping bit today...I know if I don't get a response from neone I will guess many of u r out and getting all those wonderful deals.