unsatisfied with my head

It sounds ridiculous, but I hate every single feature of my head, symmetry doesn't exist on it. I know nobody has a perfectly symmetrical face, but mine is way off. one eye seems to be situated higher, consequently the brows and cheeks are higher along with it. My smile is off to the right though my mandible slides to the left relaxed. My lips have always looked like partially sliced raw meat, and I've tried everything, nothing works. Last, my nose is off to the left, where it should be raised on the right but it isn't. That's just my face, then my head seems to lob to the left. :( is there anything that can be done to repair all this. I have looked, apparently its a bit unethical but I look so gross and I don't want people saying something I'm completely not anymore!

So, yeah,help?!