America must kill this fish

[R Glass]

Fish poison, electric fences, and quarantined lakes might not be enough to eradicate Asian carp.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/21/5533054/asian-carp-american-waterways

[Proactive]

"trump your Dale Earnhardt #3 Race Car Phone"
LOL! You might have something here. I have just the hat to wear for opening day.
I'll post a pic (I never through anything useful away!)

[R Glass]

"Baseball Bat Bracket"

[R Glass]

Hell Brice, you just gave me another idea, "Archery Bracket".

[R Glass]

"Just add beer and you've got a whole new form of 'natural selection', survival-of the-fittest thing going. Who can duck fastest when their neighbor sees a likely target."

This idea just keeps getting better and better. Maybe I could get **** Chaney to be the Grand Marshal.

[brice1967]

I believe that is already a thing.  I know they shoot them with arrows.  I'd be in for that.

[desrt]

"Line boats up side by side, running down the river, and shoot them with shotguns when they jump out of the water."

Just add beer and you've got a whole new form of 'natural selection', survival-of the-fittest thing going. Who can duck fastest when their neighbor sees a likely target.

[R Glass]

I may have an idea that just may trump your Dale Earnhardt #3 Race Car Phone. Line boats up side by side, running down the river, and shoot them with shotguns when they jump out of the water. Turn it into a National Asian Carp Shooting Tournament. I may get the Red Neck of the Year Award for this idea!