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Just for fun -- Twas the night before Christmas
Ok, I did one for my vet, but I thought we could do one say, for the vets on here?
I will start, and let you all add.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all throught the practice
Not a creature was stirring, and there was not even one crisis
The stockings were hung by the front desk with care,
In hopes that Dr. Carol O. would answer our prayer.
( ok, you all continue)
I will start, and let you all add.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all throught the practice
Not a creature was stirring, and there was not even one crisis
The stockings were hung by the front desk with care,
In hopes that Dr. Carol O. would answer our prayer.
( ok, you all continue)
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Lexie, the collie,
Was a naughty old girl, was she.
Said "Its too cold to go outside"
So under the tree she went pee.
Bennie, the lazy cat,
One night saw Lexie pee.
Said "That looks like fun", I'll try it too,
And sprayed all over the tree!
The other six cats said "What the hell"
If they can so can we.
It's only the 18th, but already we've had to,
THROW AWAY THE TREE1
Was a naughty old girl, was she.
Said "Its too cold to go outside"
So under the tree she went pee.
Bennie, the lazy cat,
One night saw Lexie pee.
Said "That looks like fun", I'll try it too,
And sprayed all over the tree!
The other six cats said "What the hell"
If they can so can we.
It's only the 18th, but already we've had to,
THROW AWAY THE TREE1
Dashing through the snow,
To keep the cat away,
O'er the fence we go,
barking all the way!
Tags on collar clang,
making momma cuss,
Oh, I'm gonna kill that dog,
for causing such a fuss.
Stupid dog,
Stupid dog,
Why'd I get this dog,
O this isn't fun at all,
Why'd I get this dog?
Dumba$$ dog,
Dumba$$ dog,
wish this yard was lit,
Don't know why I ever thought
that I should switch to Pits.
Loosely based on a true story, an yes - I have no life!
To keep the cat away,
O'er the fence we go,
barking all the way!
Tags on collar clang,
making momma cuss,
Oh, I'm gonna kill that dog,
for causing such a fuss.
Stupid dog,
Stupid dog,
Why'd I get this dog,
O this isn't fun at all,
Why'd I get this dog?
Dumba$$ dog,
Dumba$$ dog,
wish this yard was lit,
Don't know why I ever thought
that I should switch to Pits.
Loosely based on a true story, an yes - I have no life!
COMMUNITY LEADER
OK I made a bit of an effort here and just wrote this....
The holly and the ivy my doggy doesn't like
One of them is poisonous, the other has some spikes.
She'd rather have a chicken breast
when it is Christmas day
And wolf it down as quick as poss
So it won't get away.
Oh the holly and the ivy when they are both full grown
Are only there to pee against
If the truth were known.
The holly and the ivy my doggy doesn't like
One of them is poisonous, the other has some spikes.
She'd rather have a chicken breast
when it is Christmas day
And wolf it down as quick as poss
So it won't get away.
Oh the holly and the ivy when they are both full grown
Are only there to pee against
If the truth were known.
COMMUNITY LEADER
HA HA! laugh out loud....in fact I am ROFLing right now (and sadly haven't a ditty to match this lot)...Thanks for the laugh
Have yourself a very pit bull Christmas,
Don’t just stop at one
From now on,
Your troubles will have just begun.
Have yourself a very pit bull Christmas
Pack the Kongs with treats so tight
From now on,
Your troubles will be such a fright.
Here we are as in better days,
Dog fanatics to the core
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather to table surf once more.
Through the years
We all will be together,
If the dogs don’t fight
Hang a shiny spring-pole
In the yard to bite
And have yourself
A merry little Christmas night
Don’t just stop at one
From now on,
Your troubles will have just begun.
Have yourself a very pit bull Christmas
Pack the Kongs with treats so tight
From now on,
Your troubles will be such a fright.
Here we are as in better days,
Dog fanatics to the core
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather to table surf once more.
Through the years
We all will be together,
If the dogs don’t fight
Hang a shiny spring-pole
In the yard to bite
And have yourself
A merry little Christmas night
The table was groaning with turkey and trimmings;
Until my dogs surfed it like so many lemmings.
Over the chairs and guest's legs they flew;
They ate it all up, no treats left for you!
Then what to my wondering ears did I hear?
It wasn't the sounds of good Christmas cheer;
But dogs 'neath the tree
Yakking presents for me.
On Maggie! On Travis! On Chica! On Doc!
Through dark streets we fled
before seeking our beds,
In hopes that Doc Smith would give us some meds.
Until my dogs surfed it like so many lemmings.
Over the chairs and guest's legs they flew;
They ate it all up, no treats left for you!
Then what to my wondering ears did I hear?
It wasn't the sounds of good Christmas cheer;
But dogs 'neath the tree
Yakking presents for me.
On Maggie! On Travis! On Chica! On Doc!
Through dark streets we fled
before seeking our beds,
In hopes that Doc Smith would give us some meds.
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You better not bark,
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He's checkin it twice,
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