I'm selling my uterus on Craigslist

[vmvnpv]

The post is going to read:

One bad uterus for sale (fallopian tubes and ovaries included).  Doesn't do what it's supposed to.  It would be ideal for young people who don't want to have kids yet, people who don't want kids period or older people who are through with having kids.  It's guaranteed that you won't get pregnant.  Clomid and IUI tested and it will even help you actually save money!  No more birth control!  Will trade for a good uterus (with accessories).

[zaham]

hey i want a uterus if you buy me
She gives me money $ 7000 my email is ***@****
you can contact

[zaham]

hey i want a uterus if you buy me
She gives me money $ 7000 my email is ***@****
you can contact

[pregnancylove12]

that is the funniest post i have ever read! i read it to my husband and he laughed too because it is about time something made us laugh within this whole ridiculous situation. thanks for the uplifting post (though it was slightly true) if we can't laugh through this process it will make us go CRAZY!

[jess816]

vmvnpv don't give up all hope.....I'm so sorry to hear but I was there and ready to give up hope...My and my husband suffered 4 miscarriages so I know how you feel. We have been trying since September 2007 and now after an IUI and tons of meds that I'm on we are finally pregnant and are 5 weeks and 5days. It will happen just don't lose faith. did they run test on you?  I have Factor IV Liden (a blood clotting disorder) and I take a shot of lovenox once a day as well as a baby aspirin as well as progesterone supplements twice a day and also I take another shot of HCG twice a week. I'm like a human pin cushion (though I don't care as long as it's what the baby needs) and my stomach is one big bruise. I will pray for you.

[vmvnpv]

I wrote that half jokingly but you know what?  Writing it made me feel a lot better.  It's just been a long and disappointing journey, as you all well know.  I wish it weren't so hard for any of us.  It seems like the one thing everyone wants the most is the one thing that's the hardest to achieve.  At this point I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  I wish all of you ladies SSBD and I pray each night that every one of us can experience the joys of motherhood.  If anyone deserves it we do!

[A_Muse4u]

Ah!!! If only things were sO easy for us to change at a moment's whim.  O;-)

~SSBD2A~

[SarahKateP]

Awww hun I feel exactly the same as you :o( I really feel for you and like previous posters have said, only thing to lose would be the pain and heartache, the longing and the utter obsession that's left the rest of my life to be non-existent the last 2.5 years :o( I really wish you all the best, do try to stay strong and hang in there hun, as bad as I feel I am at the moment determined to keep on going and trying. Just for "fun" mine would read..

One useless uterus for sale, fallopian tubes removed, (ovaries included). Natural conception NOT POSSIBLE. Stupid uterus that doesn't work, has destroyed two pregnancies with early miscarriage and destroyed another two pregnancies with horrific ectopic pregnancies (reason for fallopian tubes being removed). Stupid womb all included that won't hold onto an embryo, as IVF has failed. Would suit a young couple with no wish to become pregnant, ever. Or an older couple who are done with having kids completely. Will trade for working uterus, with fallopian tubes that work so that I can try to conceive naturally again and realise my dream and becone a Mummy.... :o(

I think that kind of helped in a way to get some stuff out of my system! Good luck and ****baby dust***** to all xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[usuk]

oh sweetie. i am sorry. hope things get better for you somehow. i'd ready for a trade-in too.

[wanabb]

oh only pain and heartache.

[vmvnpv]

It's worth a shot!  What do you have to lose?

[wanabb]

do you think they will take my ovaries too? :)

[stressed118]

very cute....sorry that you haven't had any luck...my thoughts are with ya...