Pee on a stick? Seriously? Right ON it?

So, I ran out of plastic cups and realized I was going to have to pee directly on the stick. Seriously? Right ON the friggin' stick? Okay, I don't know about you ladies, but when I get up in the morning I have got to  PEE! What stream are these directions referring to? I have no such "stream." I have Niagra Falls. More like Niagra falls with a few dams and levees built in. I've got a spray going this way and a spritzer going that way. AND, I'm trying to get some of it on a stick for ONLY 5 seconds? Seriously??? I feel like I'm playing that game with the ball on the string and I have to get the ball in the cup and I have 5 seconds to do it.

Thank God for plastic cups.

Is it morning yet?

I want to pee in a cup!!!

[wants2bmommysoon]

Thats funny!!! I thought I was the only one that pee'd in a cup. I don't trust my stream either! Nice to know I am not alone on that one!!!

[mami2karina]

You're cracking me up.  I guess I've never peed in a cup to do an HPT.  Only at the doctor's offices to confirm my pregnancies.  Good luck in the morning.

[pertykitty]

once i didnt have enough pee (i thought i did) to make it last for 5 sec. i panicked! a wasted test!! oh noooooooo haha. you know what most of us have a plastic cup that is an extra. use one of those then throw it away or wash it and keep it for pee only :)  first thing in the morn im too stiff to even bend my head down to see if i am aiming right. god if i was a man the bathroom would be a messlol. cant wait to hear your results!!

[paranoidpatty]

I know!!  I just can't pee on the sticks!!  It's bad enough when I use a public restroom I have to squat over the seat and end up spraying all over the place.  I buy the store brand tiny plastic cups and keep them next to the pee sticks. I have a 100 count bag so if I go through that bag before I conceive then I am truly a POAS-aholic.  

[cottonmouth]

i just had a pee this morning enough to soak my hpt stick,its my 9dpo3dt and i got positive....wooohooo to make it sure got to pee again this afternoon....im a peekaholic addict....

[babysomeday]

Now that was funny!!! I have to pee in a cup too...I also have stage fright, as soon as I put that cup there, my pee runs the other direction back up me...I usally have to listen to the water dripping in the sink to get me going!!!