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Cure for uncontrollable malordous flatulance
Answered by
Kevin Pho, MD - Internal Medicine
KevinMD.com
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Cure for uncontrollable malordous flatulance
by Finally!!!, Jul 28, 2006 12:00AM
Hello everyone,
I have read all the postings by Tony, Inghana, Chris, Shaga and everyone else about the most embarassing non-life threatening disease in the world. I know this for a fact, because for 10 years long years I lived the same lives you guys are living. I had this disease from the time I was 16 to 26 years old. After seeing over 30 GI specialists and spending thousands and thousands on products that never worked and after graduating from college, I decided to do research on this terrible non-lfe threatening disease. It took me a year to finally find a cure for this disease and the cause of this disease.
I have found a cure and my life has changed. I used to depressed everyday, I starved myself because food made the smell always worse, my car, my cubicle at work and my whole house always smelled of stench. Everywhere I went I left an embarassing odor behind. My worst nightmares was going to movie, riding in cars with other people, siting next to people and compact areas.
I know how each day is a battle for you guys, I know how people stay their distance once they find out you smell, I know how close friends can look at you in the face and LIE to you, by saying "they don't smell or notice anything", I know how you guys can't attend any social events except work and school, I know how you can't dare touch a Hamburger, cake, rice or any good tasting food because as soon as the food enters your mouth, the smell comes out of your anus (sorry for the graphicness, but it's the truth) because I have been there and experienced everything all of you are going through. There were days I didn't have a bowel movement for 4-7 days. Once again this disease is non-life threatening but to me I feel like it's the worst disease in the world!!! I know all of you agree with me. I was a prisoner in my own life and home becasue I knew I smelled.
God has done a miracle for me and I want to help you (my fellow sufferers) to feel the miracle of God and to see that God is everything. As a Catholic I truly believe it's my good God that has saved my self and given a second chance at life. I can now go everywhere, I can now eat and drink everything in the world,
I have gained an incredible 50lbs. since finding the cure.
In the past when I went out in public, people will walk away from me, now people come up to me and tell me, "excuse Ma'am, you smell wonderful, what perfume are you wearing?"
Last week, I went to Blockbuster to rent "Grandma's Boy" a movie written by my favorite Actor, Adam Sandler. Two ladies kept following and followed me throught the wole store and finally asked me ""excuse Ma'am, you smell wonderful, what perfume are you wearing?".
Please contact me at ***@****. If receive enough replies I will hold a small conference. For ten years I tried Gas-X, Phayzyme, Beano, Laxatives, Zelnorm, gluten-free diets(non-flour foods), protein free diet. Now I eat all of these foods with no problem. ***@****
I have read all the postings by Tony, Inghana, Chris, Shaga and everyone else about the most embarassing non-life threatening disease in the world. I know this for a fact, because for 10 years long years I lived the same lives you guys are living. I had this disease from the time I was 16 to 26 years old. After seeing over 30 GI specialists and spending thousands and thousands on products that never worked and after graduating from college, I decided to do research on this terrible non-lfe threatening disease. It took me a year to finally find a cure for this disease and the cause of this disease.
I have found a cure and my life has changed. I used to depressed everyday, I starved myself because food made the smell always worse, my car, my cubicle at work and my whole house always smelled of stench. Everywhere I went I left an embarassing odor behind. My worst nightmares was going to movie, riding in cars with other people, siting next to people and compact areas.
I know how each day is a battle for you guys, I know how people stay their distance once they find out you smell, I know how close friends can look at you in the face and LIE to you, by saying "they don't smell or notice anything", I know how you guys can't attend any social events except work and school, I know how you can't dare touch a Hamburger, cake, rice or any good tasting food because as soon as the food enters your mouth, the smell comes out of your anus (sorry for the graphicness, but it's the truth) because I have been there and experienced everything all of you are going through. There were days I didn't have a bowel movement for 4-7 days. Once again this disease is non-life threatening but to me I feel like it's the worst disease in the world!!! I know all of you agree with me. I was a prisoner in my own life and home becasue I knew I smelled.
God has done a miracle for me and I want to help you (my fellow sufferers) to feel the miracle of God and to see that God is everything. As a Catholic I truly believe it's my good God that has saved my self and given a second chance at life. I can now go everywhere, I can now eat and drink everything in the world,
I have gained an incredible 50lbs. since finding the cure.
In the past when I went out in public, people will walk away from me, now people come up to me and tell me, "excuse Ma'am, you smell wonderful, what perfume are you wearing?"
Last week, I went to Blockbuster to rent "Grandma's Boy" a movie written by my favorite Actor, Adam Sandler. Two ladies kept following and followed me throught the wole store and finally asked me ""excuse Ma'am, you smell wonderful, what perfume are you wearing?".
Please contact me at ***@****. If receive enough replies I will hold a small conference. For ten years I tried Gas-X, Phayzyme, Beano, Laxatives, Zelnorm, gluten-free diets(non-flour foods), protein free diet. Now I eat all of these foods with no problem. ***@****
Doctor's Answer
by Kevin Pho, MD, Jul 28, 2006 12:00AM
, Jul 28, 2006 12:00AM
Thank you for sharing your story. I could not find a specific question to answer within the narrative. Please repost if you are interested in having a question answered.
Followup with your personal physician is essential.
This answer is not intended as and does not substitute for medical advice - the information presented is for patient education only. Please see your personal physician for further evaluation of your individual case.
Kevin, M.D.
kevinmd_
Followup with your personal physician is essential.
This answer is not intended as and does not substitute for medical advice - the information presented is for patient education only. Please see your personal physician for further evaluation of your individual case.
Kevin, M.D.
kevinmd_
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if you are so sorry for us why didnt you tell us the cure
Won't give out any information without some "compensation". Honestly, if one of you had a cure, would you be shouting the information from the rooftops or would you ask people for money before releasing any information about the mysterious cure.
I say again, do not give money to this person for some miraculous snake oil. Especially not for the insane amount of money being asked for, when we do not even know what it is.
Most likely just trying to resell a drug that many of us have already tried at an insane markup.
If you truly want to help people with problems like ours, then put more specific info here. You demand money before you even TELL people what the drug is.
A cancer patient who discovered the cure for cancer would not keep it to themselves and demand money for anybody wanting to know what it was. A scammer on the other hand would do exactly that.
People can do their own research and determine if it is worth a try, and if they so choose they can purchase through you.
But do not try to convince us that you are legitimate, when you refuse to tell us anything about this "miracle" cure-all without paying you a LOT of money just for the drug information.
For all we know you could be trying to push off 1300 dollar peppermint capsules.
Yes that's right, she asked for 1300 dollars down. Smells fishy, no pun intended.
1) You're a scammer, pretending to have the common symptoms that people here (and elsewhere) have experienced, in the hopes of bilking some people out of their cash.
OR
2) You actually do have a cure, but are too greedy to even tell your fellow sufferers what it is without them paying you a huge sum of money first.
Neither paints you in any favorable light. And 1 is the most likely answer, since having such a problem usually makes people feel more sympathetic towards other people that share that problem.
If anybody does decide to trust this person, please post what happens. If it is a scam or fraud, I may be able to help in getting the information to the proper authorities.
To:LGinfo, have fun prosecuting me. I know my rights, I know the law. I have a degree in Business. You're just upset over the price. Get over it!!!!
Looks to me like you tried to stir up some **** to see what the reaction will be. If you truely had this wonderful cure what "god gave you" you'd do the godly thing and post it on here to "help" everybody as god helped you. But you sound like a not so bright fake who tried to stir up some trouble. Can it! It wont fly!
You can call me anything in the book, I really don't give a F***or a s***!!!! IF you knew how many responses I got and how many people I helped (who paid w/out complaining)you wouldn't tell me I'm not very bright. You put a lid on it and can it PLEASE!!!! Just mind your own business old lady!!!
If you need me, you know where to contact me.
I'm not forcing you or anyone to purchase my services, just get over it and leave me alone. If you need my help, please feel free to contact me, if you don't, mind your own business and stay in your corner, YOU ARE NOT GOD!!!
No, I'm not god. I just don't understand how somebody can claim that god helped them get over their problem/illness yet cannot share it with others but wants to share it for a fee. But you're right I don't have to e-mail you and pay for whatever you have to offer. I say good luck and be a little more professional if you want to succeed. Companies selling stuff I'm sure get nasty letters all the time especially if the stuff they sold didn't work, but they don't shoot back with letters calling people names, but again you're not a company just somebody who wants to sell what you got for free from god. You can call me whatever you want, I'm not trying to sell anything like you do. Do you think it looks professional the way you behave yourself? IF and I say IF I was interested in your stuff or whatever you got to offer for a fee, and after reading on this board how you behave in a none-professional way just because somebody thinks you are a fake, that alone would tell me that YOU ARE A FAKE. Like my grandma always said "the guilty dog barks the loudest". If you claim that you're for real just out to cash in on the "Free" help you got from god then I suggest you take some business classes "how to sell a product, where to advertise it, and how to communicate with people who have doubts about your product/help".
Good luck, You need it!
I agree. You are offending a lot of people here.
If you are selling a product, be upfront that that's what your doing. Don't give a big spiel about wanting to help fellow sufferers, then spring a hidden price tag on them. That is a scammer's technique.
Lose the insults and the exclamation!!! marks!!!, too.
SkylerMA: I will use all the exclamation marks I want, if you don't like it, SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no cure over there either, but it is another place to talk about your problems with other people that have them too. They don't put up with people trying to sell miracle cures there either, just like here.
Both these forums and those are kind of slow as there's not a lot of users, but the more places we have to go for support, the better.
Finally are you sure youve found a cure because something doesnt smell too good ... maybe its because you are still full of s*h*i*t.
Youre so mean, stop giving false hope and leave these nice people alone!!!