Help! I stuck something up my *** and I dont know if it came out.

[a_meister]

Hi, I am a straight female and was feeling rather frisky and being as it was halloween yesterday I had some candy from work. Anyway I decided to stick a small "funshape" candy bar... a "Milky way" (chocolate, caramel, and fluffy nougat) about two inches long and 3/4 inch thick up my ***. I let it sit there for about forty minutes before attempting to get it out. A lot of other stool came out as well and I figured that if it had come out that it would have sunk to the bottom and I didnt feel like digging through all of that in the toilet just for confirmation. Anyway I have been feeling a little uneasy around my stomach area (placebo affect?) but I wanted to ask whether this will have any grave effects, or if it will come out eventually which I think it will. As I am typing this it has been at least seven hours since the event and it still hasnt come out and as far as my fingers can reach my butt is still completely clean (enema previous to) other than that a little bit of mucas and I have been farting a lot.

Please let me know!

[sue_perfluous]

As readers of zity biz will know, this is a not uncommon fetishistic practive.  Rest assured, "candy bar pushed up the st.in.kb.ox"  is very unlikely to have any harmful effects - but definitely has a laxative effect.  So there was no need to take an enema - it would've had the same effect.