In all seriousness

I know, despite our differences, everyone is on here for the same reason - the fear of HIV.  And it is a very serious topic.  For someone like me, who used to have an anxiety problem with the issue, I'm here because I thought it would help the world if I could help give facts for people who are concerned.  It's hard not to be sarcastic when 99% of the concerns, legitimate in their own heads, are absolutely absurd.  So I don't mean to be an ass.  According to Dr. H., and most reputable sources, the only activities the populations of the industrialized world need to be concerned about in regards to HIV transmission are:

1) Unprotected anal or vaginal sex, particulary with open sores due to other STD's
2) Sharing drug injection equipment

That's it, end of story.  The CDC or other 'reputable' sources may throw out 'theoretical' transmission sources.  Some of these may include:

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