You're 'critique' sounds like self-righteous B.S. - become a corporate lawyer. Do something you'd be good at.
It's starting to sound to me like all the advice on this forum is B.S., a product of the modern B.S. world. If someone is terrified because they made out with a stripper, even if their risks are one in a million, let them be terrified. Let them get over their own ego selves on their own, or pay someone to listen to their B.S.