Relationships

[bigdummy]

man, have you seen a marriage counselor. It seems like your holding some things in. And your right it has nothing to do with HIV. Good Luck

Why must we torment each other with trying to live together?  I guess I must be the most annoying person in the world what with my constant asking "how was your day" and "let me take you to dinner tonight."  Geez, I can really see how that would bug the sh!t out of someone.  Oh my God I left a towel on the floor....wait a minute, Im the only one who ever cleans up anything, but Im sorry to inconvenience you so badly.  What's that honey, you went to lunch 4 times with one of your guy "friends" this week, but I apologise so sincerely for looking cross eyed at the girl who said hi to me at the grocery store whom I have worked with for 4 years.  

Blah, Blah, Blah.   Im sorry guys.  If you can't tell Im venting some frustrations about good ol married life.  I don't reccomend it to anyone who is not trapped in it at the moment.  It's not that I don't think marriage is a good thing, its just that I think it went out of style in the 40's.  

It's probably just me.  I must be the most difficult person on the planet to get along with.  Hmm, that's strange, I always prided myself on my concern for others til the little misses pointed out how I ruined her life by not being an f'ing millionaire so she could lay on her *** and play all day.  How dare me.  

Sorry HIVers, I know this has nothing to do with the forum.  

[Jaguar83]

That's what prostitutes in the Philippines are for.


Oh wait...

[farfromperfect]

Yep, and that's why we cheat and end up here in this funny, glittery, little Disnely land.

[farfromperfect]

f**k counseling for marriage.  It won't change a spoiled *** self centered person into one who can see past their own freaking nose.  Im sorry, did I say that out loud.  Ahh, matrimony.  Thank you, may I have another.  

[farfromperfect]

Nope, stopped at 3 (because I ran out).  F**k drinking beer though, Im thinking about popping the top on the Jose Cuervo in the basement.

[Jaguar83]

I live in Denver now. The w.h.o.r.e.s took me to the Philippines...

Seriously, though, I wanted to check out SE Asia, had never been before (went to Korea the summer before). That and the fantastic scuba diving. It's an amazing place, except for the CSWs...

[farfromperfect]

I just wanted to add this to my commentary.   F*** HIV.  

[Jaguar83]

You drunk yet? I'm gonna go crack a Sunshine Wheat....

[bigdummy]

Where do you live at the moment? What took you to the Philippines

[farfromperfect]

Nah, we won't we are separated at the moment.  Good thing, I have a rental duplex that is empty at the moment.  No fighting.  I don't buy into her petty arguments anymore.  Im thinking about ending it with her.  But then again, I do have to drive over there if i am going to get the cuervo out of the basement, and she is pretty damn sexy....Anyways, I love life.  

[bigdummy]

What about my ques.

[Jaguar83]

Hah! That's the spirit...just make it to work tomorrow (and DO NOT get in a fight with the missus).

[farfromperfect]

And I really don't keep up with it cause I am not into killing animals or anything.  

[Jaguar83]

I bought my 9 miller within 30 min of walking into the gun shop in Boulder :)

[bigdummy]

Man there is so much I want to do in life. I have only been out of Ca once. I pray to God I'm negative, 1min I'm fine then the next I'm back in panic mode and depressed. I need to test before this kills me. I had planned on next weds. I just don't buy that no risk stuff.

[bigdummy]

I was speaking from a hunting scenario. I'm not going to kill that person, it would destroy my mother and the rest of my family. I'd rather sue her and bankrupt her the more I thought about it.Now thats suffering. I'm too pretty for jail. I have a nice round butt, that would make me too popular.

Seriously, what are the gun laws there, cuz I know a guy who is really into guns and he said he's moving to Texas cuz of their gun laws, but he didn't elaborate.

[bigdummy]

In Colo, even after Columbine?

[Jaguar83]

Yes, this state F'ing nuts. Even after 2 days ago, a guy claimed to be the 'emperor of CO' and walked into the capitol building (about a mile from me) with guns intending to 'reign' supreme or whatever...

[bigdummy]

You live in Texas, what are the Gun laws like there. I read where they're a lot easier to get their for hunting and target shooting

[Jaguar83]

You can buy a AK47 and then a 75 rd drum magazine in minutes here...it's scarey.

[bigdummy]

There is no 10 wait like here?

[farfromperfect]

With your temperment about your sex partner, you don't need a gun.  Cause if you end up in prison, yuo probably really will get hiv.  

[bigdummy]

I meant 10day wait

[Jaguar83]

BD, guns are easy to get here :)

[Jaguar83]

Ya, Texas blows :) We get all them Texas up in CO.

It took them about 10 minutes to run a background check and then I had to sign a piece of paper saying I didn't smoke meth and eat acid everyday. That was it.

[bigdummy]

He's moving for family, and everything is high priced here. LA is crazy. You should have seen how many people where their when Paris Hilton got out of jail. Nonsense. I think I would like Texas, I always wanted to go to a Longhorns FB game.

[bigdummy]

I had no idea Colo was that lenient.

[Jaguar83]

I HATE UT Football

[Jaguar83]

CO is the ****, all HIV free, except for me...

[bigdummy]

What the point staying married? Feeling the way you feel, do you honestly think your going to be able to stay with her FOREVER?

[farfromperfect]

Really BD, I don't know.  I don't think there is a whole lot of restriction on getting a gun here, but I don't hunt so I don't keep up with it.  I don't think your friend will have a problem getting a gun if he is not a fellon, though.  Geez, you would have to really love hunting to leave Cali for this Sh!t hole.  

[Jaguar83]

So...why all this Asia HIV talk, its been creeping me out because no one will ever answer...like they all know something...

[farfromperfect]

Nah,  it sux.  I have only been here a year.  I move ever so often in my business.  I can't really go into much more detail on it because I am afraid the wifey will get in my laptop and find out that ffp is me or some crazy sh!t.  She don't know about my extramarital hiv adventures.  She just knows she didn't get any whacka shmacka for about 4 months.  

[Jaguar83]

Arrggh, this d!ckhead posed about a prevalent subtype E in Thailand with a greater likelihood of hetero transmission. I have read that before this as well, and I have also read both sides of the antibody argument...some say there are many more times as many antibodies at 3 months post infection, some say that opposite. I don't even want to get tested again.


Beer.

[Jaguar83]

hahahahaha, always a heartwarming comment, BD.

[farfromperfect]

Its a conspiracy.  

No BD, I don't.  Im just trying to make sure I just give it enough of a chance to work before I give up on it.  She's a great girl, just not clicking with me.  

Jag, I really don't know what you are talking about dude.  Is this some new super subtype?

[farfromperfect]

Holly sh!t.  If any of us have it I do.  You don't need to test again in a few weeks.  

BD, what the hell you trying to do to Jag?  Damit, lets not get freaked about hiv4.  I couldn't take it.

[bigdummy]

I answered in the other forum. You should test in a few more weeks cuz the HIV4 strain takes a while to show up.

[Jaguar83]

Rational brain = 90% of the time
Whacked out dumbf_ck = other 10%


So, my odds should be (1/10 brain thing)(1/100 chance of having it passing the tests)(1/50...BS Subtype E quote...if the rubber slipped and I didn't notice)(1/100 odds of her being infected) = 2 / 10 million. I can live with that.

[farfromperfect]

I remember,  E john or something like that.  F**k that, he just made it up or something.  I aint even going there.  

[farfromperfect]

Im out fellas.  Lunesta kicking in.  TTYL.  

[farfromperfect]

What do you guys think about 20 weeks of testing?  You think I should still be concerned?

[farfromperfect]

We are the only 3 posting in here tonight.  Doesn't that make us a bunch of winners!

[Jaguar83]

Hah...you are asking the WRONG person here...but I'm sure you're straight.

[Jaguar83]

And you had sex with a good American girl...I porked a Philippino sex worker...