Scared out mf my mind!!!

[jeffhaley]

I'm absolutely freaking out over having possibly contracted HIV. What happened was, a couple of days ago I was having lunch downtown near where a work, and I went outside and this one guy looked at me for like 5-10 seconds. I'm thinking he was probably gay, which means he probably had HIV!! And it was a really hot day, so I think there's a high likelihood that his glare was giving off high levels of HIV radiation which almost certainly infected me by piercing the gel coating of my pupils and went directly into my bloodstream. Anyway, now I have a cough so I'm pretty sure I've contracted HIV from this exposure. I can't eat or sleep and I've really fallen into a deep state of depression over this. I posted this question to Dr. HHH but for whatever reason he deleted it and told me to never connect to the internet again. What a dik! Can you guys help me? I'm freaking out!

[phone12345]

Sorry, didn't realize you were joking. Realized after I read some of your other posts.

[eaman]

LOL... Levity is appreciated on a doomsday site like this one.

[phone12345]

Go away

[Confused about HIV risk]

Man, I would get tested as soon as possible, that HIV eye radiation, that's one of the main transmitters!  Good luck and I'll keep my fingers crossed!  

[peekawho]

You can also get it through the keyboard.  If you had a hangnail or other break in the skin.  

[dobber21]

I hear you can get it from cats. Especially if the miaow at you.
I've never trusted cats..........

[jeffhaley]

I think you're right about cats, Dobber. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, cats are notorious for PURPOSEFULLY infecting people with HIV. Just the other day I came across a cat that was trying to do just that very thing to me. The cat approached me in an innocent fashion but then, get this, he started to rub himself on my legs! The nerve on that little son of a gun! I'm sure I must have contracted HIV from him. Can I sue the cat if I turn out to be positive?