Big Foot Is a Monkey Suit

[jmjm530]

For those not following the important issues of the day, there was recently "conclusive" evidence of Big Foot in the form of a frozen corpse. At least according to an official BIg Foot web site. Unfortunately, after thawing out the corpse, it turned out that Big Foot is a Monkey Suit.Boy, was I surprised :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7571483.stm

So, what does this have to do with Hep C?

Well, funny you should ask, but the first thing I thought about when reading the story was a couple of threads recently posted here. One was from our a fellow who claimed both his parents were cured by Juicing -- he also said he had evidence. And the other, by a young "lady" who claimed she was cured with herbs. Well, guess what, both turned out to be Monkey Suits of sort. The fellow never was able to produce any documents showing his parents were cured. And the lady appears to be a shill for a web site that was selling the herbs. In fact, her "true life" testimonial was lifted from that web site.

There are a lot of Monkey Suits out there on the internet disguised as hope and cured. I hope everyone takes the time to thaw them out before buying the act.

-- Jim

[Marcia2202]

Krap, I didn't get it either. Duh... Wasn't thinking of Loch Ness at all.

Well THAT's funny!

[Marcia2202]

Sure deal

[comeagain]

I asked my x if she got the joke about the Nessie Dress she didn´t so I  thought is it possible that there might be more then one person on this planet who doesnt know how Nessie is, if so here you go poor ignorant pilcarlics.

Nessie is the nickname for the Loch Nech § seamonster. Thought everybody in the civiliced  world knowed that , shame on you who didn´t.

ca

[R Glass]

Since you are so many hours ahead of us and Football season is about to start, you can PM me the final scores. I can place my bets and I will give you a cut.

[Marcia2202]

Dang that we are so many hours ahead of you, we always miss the fun when it's on.

You guys got me in tears!!!!

My 17 yr-old son just came rushing into the room, as he thought I was crying. 'Mom, don't you ever do that again, I thought something was wrong with you.'

Thanks for the laugh or cry or whatever you might call it. I love you all!

[comeagain]

Monkey Suit what is that wait untill you see me in my Nessie Dress.

[jmjm530]

You crack me up! Sorry about exposing your retirement plan.

[R Glass]

Thanks a lot Jim; you just destroyed my retirement plan.
I had planned to take 2-weeks off to search for Big Foot Poop to run through a Juicer. This would be the Silver Bullet for curing HCV and the beginning of my Pyramid Scheme.
Thanks for nothing, R Glass

[alagirl]

damn!  I'm disappointed about that monkey suit thing.  Wonder why they let them thaw it out since they knew it was a monkey suit?  Weirdos.  One of them was a cop too...  Almost destroys your faith in the police as kind, honest, beneficit human beings.

I saw you dispatch that chick from the herbal website.  funny stuff.

NYGirl - I somehow missed the bigfoot movies, but I'm pretty sure I saw everything else on tv during my several months in bed.  I watched things I never dreamed I would watch and even read all the tabloids, which I've never done before in my life.

[cindyh113]

My two sisters are up Big Foots butt! I get so tired of hearing stupid Big Foot stories. I don't know what got them started on that. I prefer UFO's myself! He, he, he, he! But I always said Big Foot would win out. If either could be a possibility, I would put my money on Big Foot. Sure would put a monkey wrinch into evolution!  Your right, there are a lot of monkey suits.
My two sisters won't give me the time of day, but I called one of them to ask if she knew about the big foot story. She jumped right on that phone and began telling me all about it. She did say it was a fake, thank goodness!
Again, fakes everywhere! Loved the writting and most suitable to our issues.
Thanks,
Cindy

[GrandmaBRZ]

An awful administrator I used to work for was a bigfoot researcher.  He told us at lunch that he quite confident his research team would win a nobel prize.  He was the biggest monkeysuiter of all times and finally got fired for sexual harrassment.  Ah sweet revenge.

[nygirl7]

Hahahahahaha oh boy...from now on when people come over to my home they're going to be wondering why my walls are lined with cheapo tabloid news articles of monkey boy and big foot!!!!!!!!

I'm going to be like one of those nutty old ladies with news clippings everywhere or like the guy in Close Encounters of the Third Kind - making mashed potato big foots and life sized moldings on my dining room table!!!!!!!!!

[drofi]

Nonsense, I'm alive and not frozen!

[DragonSlayer45]

jim,

Great analogy and I like your style!!

Can Can/ NY girl

you guys crack me up....You know what they say about the creatures with Big Feet!!! They were wear big monkey costumes!!!!!

[nygirl7]

I've missed you my friend.............very much.......  :)

[can-do-man]

........(sounds like porn to me now that I'm writing it all out ;).

Well i guess we know your viewing habits now, no saturday morning cartoons for you. What dang channels you have on your tv girl? And if i bring the popcorn can i come over?

What was the name of that movie again? Big what???

can, can

[can-do-man]

Well thats a big "how do you do" guy, thanks for buming me out. Whats next from ya? you gonna tell us theres no santa, no easter bunny, oh and the tooth fairy was really my mom? I hope your sweety springs a leak and flys out your window dude.

cando

[nygirl7]

I was reading that article just the other day about Bigfoot.  All it did was make me remember all the sci-fi channel movies I watched while on treatment.  Every Saturday was sci-fi channel day for me because I didn't have to pay attention and there was a plot (sort of) and some C grade actors that I sort of recognized (sounds like porn to me now that I'm writing it all out ;).

They have a lot of bigfoot movies, including one where bigfoot gets revenge because an airplane crashes on his daughter (seriously)...so if you need something to watch that takes no concentration whatsoever.....that's my advice.

The sci-fi channel...not the other (too much energy required I'd imagine).


PS Forget T Cell boosting with juice, I still insist my cheeseburger diet is much better for those on treatment - gotta boost that fat intake!                    ;)

[Trinity4]

Our juicing cure fellow vowed he would no longer post after the last thread turned tragic for him.  Yesterday one of the posters asked about blood types and spontaneous clearance.  I replied with a basic immune system "T cell response" generic info and our juicing cure fellow popped in with how to boost the "T cell reponse with juicing".  I guess it was just too much for him.
Trin

[Marcia2202]

Very nicely put!! And with a twist of humor!

I will often be thinking of your monkey suit theory.

Marcia