Sex, during menses!

[Lady Lauri]

Posting a seperate post as per bothas other sex threads.

  The only suggestions I have had, from 2 Dr.'s, was be more careful if having sex during the womans period. And it was stressed that chance is small...... his penis (polite word here, right??) get's a cut during sex, than having sex with her during menses. Other than that...... wasn't even told to use condoms. My partener has not once been concerned and that is because WE got educated fast upon dx. Think I was more worried than him!

  Of course in my trial tx I had to sign a 'contract' that I would use two froms of birth control during tx to be sure of no pregnancy ....... talk about a sex driver killer that is already struggling to live!!

                                                                                     LL

[Willy50]

I was thinking about writing in this thread but was afraid of having fun with a serious subject.
Since the thread "went south"....or further south I thought I'd throw another log on the barbie.-Willy
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I'm enjoying my reads on this thread,
cause it speaks of a trip to the bed
YOU might hesitate,
but I say NEVER wait....
you'll be doing that plenty when dead

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Jims sexual wants were abated
thru the acts on a doll that he dated
jenna screamed  "oooh jmjm"
while poked with his needle or pin
and it left them both feeling deflated

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when asked about menses and sex
most men whom you ask look perplexed
we won't hesitate,
nor dis-crim-in-ate
amor with the smarties or densas

[Myown]

Jimmmmmmie, no I didn't notice the thread number, but it doesn't surprise me that you did.

Maybe "I-horney" knows another "dancer" that he can introduce you to, but don't let us know know if you cheat on Jenna. I just can't think of another womans name with yours. "Jim and Jenna" I thought would last forever and ever and ever.

[jmjm530]

I could use more than donated "wigs" from the fair ladies at this point. BTW, so you should know, your last post just happened to be post number "69" in the thread.

[Myown]

I have to find the "jenna' post/storys!! Is she blonde, brunnette, redhead,??
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Jenna is all the above- blonde brunette and red head... We all love Jim so much that all the ladies on forum donate their wigs that they used while on tx so that Jim can enjoy a NEW Jenna every nite!

[Lady Lauri]

You guys are too funny, I have to find the "jenna' post/storys!! Is she blonde, brunnette, redhead,??

jmjm.....it's not Jenna's brothers 'inflated" EGO I am curious about :} Nothing a safety pin can't resolve!

*&$##^& ala......... I can't pull up the thread you posted above?? I can't pull up half the ones posted on here thru 'copy and paste'.....brand new laptop too, so not ancient.
As you said the 'boys' can't comment, now I GOTTA see it!!

                                                                                          LL

[jmjm530]

No, we are actually 'attached' as you first suggested. It does present a problem, for example getting fitted for a suit, but on the other hand I'm never alone and can float in for hours at a time in the ocean.

[kcrandy]

sounds like this jenna is full of hot air.  :o)

wow i can see when the sex questions are brought up they all come out to play don't they!

[alagirl]

Just so you know, Jenna is good with air popped corn.
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not even touching that one

[jmjm530]

Just so you know, Jenna is good with air popped corn.

[alagirl]

See ya's later - husbands off and he is making chicken parmigiana  - He loves to cook (he's Italian).
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Yeah yeah, so you've got a guy over there who cooks for you.  It's not nice to rub it in! LOL ;)

[Myown]

This thread turned out so funnnneeee! Alright HR!! We saw another side of you! You're very funny,, and to think I almost deleted what I wrote about Jenna - thought Jim might get mad.

Kind of surprised that HR read the entire "Jenna story,"- that made me laugh just thinking about this brillant doctor getting into our "midnight madness." HR officially became "one of us" now. He's part of the club. HR let his hair down and thats good - gave us all a serotonin boooooost.

See ya's later - husbands off and he is making chicken parmigiana  - He loves to cook (he's Italian). My chicken parm always tastes like its missing something so I am going to go watch what he does differnent than me.

See ya all tonight - I think - maybe. Good night to go to a movie though. Weather is gloomy here.  

[alagirl]

and augmentin or something.  For that chlamydia she incurred when she was two-timing you with that poor woman's husband during his business trip overseas...

[jmjm530]

But seriously, maybe helium and Alinia ...

[jmjm530]

Tell you what. I'll trial it. You publish it. Good night :)

[jmjm530]

Yes, his name is John but he has an inflated ego.

[Hepatitis Researcher]

Until that remarkable, glorious day, when we will see the post by Jim : YES,YES, I found the cure for HCV: Believe it or not its ...Helium! Just go to www.heliumforhcv I have used weekly PCRs and they came all back NEGATIVE!  You can all breathe easier now.

[jmjm530]

Are you saying that Jenna might turn into a resistant mutant? No thank you, I have enough trouble with resistant women in my life and don't need another. Think I'll try milk thistle first, double dose of course.

[Lady Lauri]

"The only suggestions I have had, from 2 Dr.'s, was be more careful if having sex during the womans period."------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OKAY! That was the point....condoms, refrain, as in blood present.  They were stressing that comment/concern/possiblilty, which I think many don't in all the 'small chance of sexual transmission" info. they tell patients.  And really, it hasn't been covered in all the post on contracting thru sex, needs to be.

jmjm.....on a roll tonight, LOL. Lotta funny post up there, too tired to finish 'em all. Save then for AM to start the day with laughter.

P.S. Sooooo......Does Jenna have a brother ???  :}

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[Hepatitis Researcher]

If you send her and we will refill her with post PCR lab air, she will be (albeit falsely) HCV PCRpositive forever and all your attempts to pump her up with future antivirals cocktails will fail, which again will turn your positive outlook - including Vertex- into one of helpless despair.This will filter through to others on this formum in need.  Not to mention the emotional backlash that the now permanently necessary use of safe sex will have on you

[jmjm530]

Well, maybe Jenna should be checked for Chlamydia as well. I think I'll post to that understanding doctor there.

[alagirl]

Ok.  You guys cannot say anything on the thread because it would be too mean, but I can't resist posting this because it's so on point with our "blow up" humor, LOL - So just take a quick stealth look but don't say anything over there.

From the std forum...

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/show/316602

[jmjm530]

LOL. That cracked me up. How about I just send her to you in dry ice for air work  and a scan? I can trust you CA doctors with my doll, right?

[Hepatitis Researcher]

Jim, this is more serious than you think. Since you might have infected Jenna before your SVR, never checked her status before, she could reinfect you, despite all the robustness of the SVR that you have often reported.And you might never know and assume your SVR has failed and report it here and take the safe feeling away that the resident SVRs here now have. Since I know that you will be sending her air to Nichols lab, and am afraid that they might not be fully versed on how to process this air sample, I can offer you a sample of the air in our post PCR labs, that is always positive for HCV amplicons and can serve as a positive control, that will assure you that you do not receive a misleading false nagative, with possible catastrophous consequences if you think you can resume safe sex with Jenna without safe sex precautions.

[alagirl]

yeah I heard that part too, but I don't buy it - maybe its true, but I don't trust them.
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I'm just concerned about all of the older teens who undoubtedly are rushing into their younger siblings bedrooms as we speak snatching those aqua dots up and taking them to raves before their parents can take them back to the stores.