Burn off your Man Boobs Painlessly???

[Trish77]

Okay...sorry....not a THING to do with HCV or HBV ... I just saw that headline at the top of this page and my first reaction was... w - t - f ????   Now I ask you... how does anyone burn off ANY kind of boobs.. painlessly?  Let alone MAN boobs??  

If you were going to give me the choice between tx for 48 weeks and burning off my boobs... well bring on tx, baby!!!!  Gawd.  Maybe that was the intent of that ad... to make us count our blessings. If that was it... it worked!!!!

(Now I know why guys protectively cover their crotches at the thought of their nuts getting cracked.. I know where my hands are going after I'm  done typing this!!!!)

[Deb_c430]

Sorry to hear about your Dad.   My sympathies.

I have also done the fire ant dance in Lousinanna! NO FUN!

Also got the red bug Bites, oWWWWWWW.

Deb

[R Glass]

I’ve been there a few times fishing with my Dad. Actually, it was one of the last things we did together before he passed away.

[IAmTheWalrus]

Sorry, been away for awhile. Loved your fire ant story. A sililar thing happend to our  site super in Eudora. Really funny, if it's not you doing the dance!

Here's to Texas! Spent time in the Army there. Loved Austin!

[Lady Lauri]

This was all funny! I stayed away at 1st as the title made me cringe,lol!

Eudora Arkansas.......never heard of it and guessing that's a good thing!

Aren't you a redneck if you eat catfish   ::::))))))

KIDDING, don't shoot me, run a monster truck over my cycle!!

LL

[Trish77]

Interesting thing about catfish....I went fishing for those on the odd occasion with my dad when I was young...cleaned them and ate them.  Carp are garbage fish here in Ontario.  Then I moved out west (Alberta) in my early twenties and out there, they couldn't believe we ate catfish in Ontario .. and they ate carp which I found disgusting.  Funny how that works, eh?

Pro...that's a funny story....I can see it playing out in my scary little mind....  :)

Trish

[Proactive]

Now fried catfish does sound good, plenty of fat in it to....possibly the ideal riba companion food!!
Speaking of fire ants, someday I'll tell the story of when I was an instrument man on a survey crew. Sighting through the lens at my rodman about 1000' away I see he wasn't holding the prism to steady, then I see him bouncing around, then I see him running and shedding his jeans at the same time, one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen...He had been standing on a fire ant nest!!! (LOL!)
Pro

[IAmTheWalrus]

Speaking of rednecks, I get to go to Eudora Arkansas in a week or two. If you know where that is without looking at a map, you really ARE a redneck! If you know the nearest place to stay is 30 miles away in Mississippi, you're probably not a redneck.

It is out in the boondocks, but I am looking forward to eating fresh catfish and seeing some old acquaintances. I think (hope) the fire ants are quiet this time of year.

Best to you,
Brent

[Deb_c430]

Ok I was watching  two and half men last night, Noted charlie may be needing a man bra  soon!

[jdwithhcv]

Have you ever been too drunk to fish?  Ya might wanna check, you could be a redneck!

[Deb_c430]

:)))))  I have one that is in the shape of grapes!   That would be for us prune picking californians!

[Proactive]

I thought jello molds only came in the shape of the Republic of Texas..Go figure.......:^)

[Deb_c430]

You might be a redneck if .....You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

:)))

[Proactive]

I drive a big Ford diesel truck with a rifle rack in the back, copiloted by my blind, one eared dog named Lucky and I am pissed Virgina is thinking about making rubber testicles hanging from the rear bumper illegal................."You MIGHT be a redneck!" Oh, I don't think there's any "might" about it.
:^) Pro

[Deb_c430]

Oh I missed him! I did see Simon there from Idol!  Gotta laugh sometimes!

[IAmTheWalrus]

I know the place! I once saw William Shatner there.  

Jeff Foxworthy was talking about the place the other night and he said, "If you think fine clothing are Carhart and Dickies..... You MIGHT be a redneck!"

Thanks for the laughs!

Brent

[Deb_c430]

Oh Manzierre, is the other brand! But Victors secret can  sell them also! With or with a underwire!

We can also add the support stocckings with booty tighteners is designer colors!  

Pro: that is funny! That you know just where they are!  You can make the store directory!

:))))))))

Funny!

[Proactive]

A Manziere? Are you from Neeew Yoooork City? I believe they are only sold at Manhattan specialty boutiques for men...(lol!)
Around here, one has to go to the local sporting goods store, past the racks of Winchesters and Brownings, take a left at the fine clothing dept
(where they sell Carhartts and Dickies), follow the aisle down until you see the Stormy Kromer hats. There you will find a door with a buzzer that sounds like a duck quacking....and that is where you will find Kramer Bro and the John Daly truss.....................;^) Pro

[IAmTheWalrus]

It could be called "Victors Secret"
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(LOL!!) You guys really crack me up.

I thought Kramers device was called a Manziere?

[ladywhy]

"actually I thought Phil was looking a bit more flat chested this year....Maybe, man boob reduction? Or did he score himself one of Kramer's "Bro's"....nothing better for boob reduction than TX....69 weeks in, no man boobs, not even a man *** left!!! But I haven't lost any weight...seem to be sporting a manly belyy though"

Thank you for the belly laugh!

[Deb_c430]

This is funny!  man Boobs!   Someone should open a man bra crusher to DE emphasise,  instead of emphasise!  
It could be called "Victors Secret"

Deb

[jdwithhcv]

Why does Phil always insist on wearing shiny fabrics that accentuate his cleavage?

[Proactive]

(LOL!!!!!)
actually I thought Phil was looking a bit more flat chested this year....Maybe, man boob reduction? Or did he score himself one of Kramer's "Bro's"....nothing better for boob reduction than TX....69 weeks in, no man boobs, not even a man *** left!!! But I haven't lost any weight...seem to be sporting a manly belyy though (g)
pro

[Bill1954]

Too funny Trish :o)!

I think these ads are geographically focused- maybe a Canadian thing? I'm in California, and saw an ad in here the other day for "Tijuana vaginal cosmetic surgury", replete with before and after photos. Never opened the ad though. Really :o).

Bill

[Trish77]

Seriously though....what's an ad like that doing on here??  Just struck me as incredibly odd.