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Friday Humor

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
Particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of
Dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If
I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"  

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend
All my time trying to stay alive."

Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
Asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
In 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight. The
Homeless woman was astounded.  "Won't your husband be furious with you
For doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
Looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and
Wine."
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i don't read all the posts but agree with your observation about  trolls
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thanks for the chuckle. that was a good one.
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146021 tn?1237204887
I loved it! My way of thinking. I use to say I would rather go without neccessities than give up luxuries. Well, used to be my way of thinking. Now I just want to get by, get through each day!
Think we have another troll?
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funny one! i just had that one sent to me in an email recently. hope things are going well!  and have a nice weekend!
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12773 tn?1328913186
Yes there are several of them now, not including the ones we already know about it.   You will see about 4 new peeps, and they talk to each other too...
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corny, bland, ugh repugnant joke
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hehehe That was funny!
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