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Friday humor--guaranteed to make you laugh or money back! PART II

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
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173930 tn?1196338398
bug...glad to know your tx went smoothly for you....we conjure up so many thoughts before we start tx and it works out for some and not for many ....how come you are awake at this hour in the States?

Trying to reduce my working hours to maybe 11 hours now and just get time on the weekends to catch up on this site
I have realised that the more I occupy myself with work the less I think about tx and the sx...I know this may work for some and not for everybody..its worked for me so far
Yes..my only annoying side is the same as yours...itchiness...so I guess we are comrades in arms!
Take care and hope SVR all the way!
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146021 tn?1237204887
I don't really follow any rules on tx as you probably have noticed. Plus, I think there's different opinions on when to get the pcr. I got mine done 4 weeks post of my 16 week shot. I had told my pcp about the heptimax and this is the third one he's ordered. I wasn't followed very well by my hep c clinic, they were always too busy to call me back, so I'd call my primary care dr. for help.
Since you're paying for this yourself, and you already know you were an early responder, I'd wait till week 12. My hep dr ordered one at week three and wasn't going to order another one till I finished tx. I already had a lab slip from my primary care dr for week 4 so I got that done too. Then I requested the 12 week pcr, and got that oked by hep dr. I asked for bloodwork from my pcp to check my hgb and he gave me a lab slip for blood count and heptimax. It's just random that I got so many pcr's, and played a big part in my decision to quit early.
You sound as if you're doing great! At least you have a great attitude. Any annoying sides? Still working long hours?
Take care, thanks for the humor,
Hugs,
Bug
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173930 tn?1196338398
just got my eigth shot yesterday....still in two minds whether to have my PCR done before the 9th shot or do it before the 12th shot since I am paying for my treatment from my pocket
Thanks for the tip on Olay! Very very effective! Better than Estee Lauder!
So how was your PCR?(I am sure UND) I thought you were supposed to have your PCR done two months after you stop tx and you just stopped tx recently?
Shastri
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Thanks for the big laughs.
Have a great night.
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146021 tn?1237204887
Funny, Funny! my mind is so slow I had to read the HEBREWS several times to get  it!
How's the eye area? When's the next pcr? I had one done today.
Bug
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