Humor I think

[Ekkiemom]

Yes... I do talk to myself because sometimes I need to talk to someone intelligent..........

YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXCEED THE LIMITS OF MY MEDICATION  =o/

[Magnum]

A man buys his teen age son a chemistry set. One night he sees his son digging holes in the back yard and asks him what he's doing. "I mixed up some chemicals and put a few drops on these worms I dug up and it makes them straight and hard as nails".

His father tells him to mix up a batch for him and put it outside his bedroom door, and if it does what he thinks it'll do, he'll buy him a new Thunderbird. The next day his son comes home from school and sees a brand new Cadillac in the driveway. The son said "dad, you lied to me, you said you were going to buy me a thunderbird" his dad replied "the Thunderbird is in the garage, the Cadillac is from your mother".

Magnum

[Ekkiemom]

Hi my friend!  How the heck are you doing?!  Hope all is fine, I'm good. Can't believe how good I feel these days. It's a great feeling to be cured finally
Think about u often....
Hugs
Deb

[Dee1956]

Oh that was so funny!  I laughed out loud, my hubby wanted to know what was so funny!
I needed a laugh, thank you!

[patra_]

hee hee hee,  So bad,  Keep it up. : -)

[Ekkiemom]

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....


DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...

P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

[patra_]

Love both! : -)