I am Not a Gay Man

[GoofyDad]

But this article from a Gay Men's Health web site is a good quick read on nutrition and the liver.  

http://www.gmhc.org/health/nutrition/liver/food.html

Interestingly, nothing about coffee enemas. Maybe I'm wasting my time.

[meki]

We type at mach speed... LMAO!

Butt.... Ahem.... We don't have the time you do... I mean really.... LOL *snicker* after all - you're the one who spends extra time reading the blue mags... LOL!


*giggles and ducks*

[GoofyDad]

So I read the article, and as I see it my choices are grow boobs or get HCC. The choice seems pretty clear. Once I get the new rack - will I be able to play with them? I've been studying human sexuality on the internet (not bad at 5.95 per view) and it seems that's not an uncommon activity amongst the X chromosome set.  I don't  nnow how you gals get anything done.....

[meki]

ah "butt" yes she can.

[GoofyDad]

You laughing at the thought of coffee enemas being passe?

The gal can be funny, can't she?

[Forseegood]

HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

[willing]

sorry honey,  but coffee enemas are just so passe..

here's all you need to know to get with it:
- last week, Brazil's supreme court ruled the government was obliged to fund sex change operations as part of its national health
- last month Naugler et al writing in Science uncovered the basis of why women are 3-5 times less susceptible to HCC than men (it's the estrogen ..)
-they make a mean cup of coffee in Rio, and mah gawd, it's just criminal to waste it the way you have been.

So..  here's what you do, hop on a plane, sign up for your op, take your estrogen, drink six cups a day, and well, since you're going to be up all night anyway, I'll leave the rest to you.

[orphanedhawk]

Priscilla is one of my all time favorite movies. Who wouldn't want to dress up in divine clothes and lip synche thier way across the outback?

[PSP-n-Me]

"thanks for the link...good article, and cute little vegie pics!!!LOL.."
OMG they are putting pics of me on gay sites   LMAO  hehehe  remember when gay meant happy *eyes crossed and confused*

*veggiedip*

[meki]

LMAO!

Meki

[mauilady]

Have you seen the movie "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"?  It's a riot!  Strange, tho'...

[meki]

You know....

The first thing I thought when I saw this thread:

"HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"

LOL!

[Forseegood]

touche' you gottem there...well, not there...but you gottem!

[meki]

Dessert? Have you ever tasted... Oh --- right --- nevermind... Uhm... let's just say --- NOT dessert. Ugh...  Although I will honestly admit --- sometimes it's not the food, but the presentation that gets me...  LMAO!

[GoofyDad]

Bug: Listen up wingy-one. It strikes me that if there's an incognito floral arranger around here - said floral arranger would probably be more inclined to live out his fantasy as a sweet little lady than a hetrosexual with gas problems who hasn't been gettin' much lately. Could be a bug with a 5 o'clock shadow?

Meki: THAT was funny. Bug would have you believing I call it dessert!    

[meki]

It was the broccoli --- wasn't it...

Sniffle...

LOL!

PS. Ounce of Prevention? That's what I call the leftover in the raincoat.

[ladybug52]

It's obvious you are a well adjusted heterosexual male, and all those jokes about sex with women don't scream COVER-UP at all.
Goof, it's OK some of my best friends are gay.....and some of their best friends are mexican....
Kiss--Kiss (air kisses to each cheek)
Bug

[GoofyDad]

an ounce of prevention....

[stacyb321]

your posts always make me laugh!!  your a funny dude.

[meki]

Goofy --- You're not?

Darn --- and there goes all my ideas of trying to convert you ---- right out the window.

*G*

[orphanedhawk]

I noticed the interest in colonscopies, not to mention poop. But if those guys on Castro didn't entice you, maybe you aren't gay afterall. Maybe.

[jmjm530]

Goof: im: Moi? I challenge you to find a thread with a colonscopy that doesn't have a post from the FL dude.
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You got me there. And he also seems to be very interested in coffee enemas. Not that there's anything wrong about that.

-- Jim

[GoofyDad]

This is actually a higher level link to several more good articles. Why am I feeling the sudden need to rearrange the furniture and buy fresh flowers?

http://www.gmhc.org/health/nutrition/liver/liver.html

[GoofyDad]

Flguy: The article, not that I've seen it before, suggests to limit coffee to 2-3 cups.  

I took that to mean orally....


Jim: Moi? I challenge you to find a thread with a colonscopy that doesn't have a post from the FL dude.

Forseecleanentries: coffee enemas notwithstanding!

You're right about that. Definitely lying down.  

[jools57]

thanks for the link...good article, and cute little vegie pics!!!LOL...