Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canada. :)
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live
in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Canada
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may
live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
you may live in Canada
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Canada
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Canada
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you
may live in Canada
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may
live in Canada
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody
is passing you, you may live in Canada
(well that's more like 100km and you're going 120km and everybody is passing you...um....well, not passing ME....)
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you may live in Canada
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Canada
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in
If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada
Funny!! Because he got these pretty much bang on!!! God I love my country..lol !
I lived in Northern Alberta for five years...spent Christmas in the Yukon that first year. Up where you are has a few more....lol :) People here in the "south" where I am now thought I was joking when I said we plugged our cars in every night in the winter. Almost got frostbite my first winter up there simply due to lack of knowledge. Loved it up there, actually.
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