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Migraine Headaches

A man had been having migraine headaches that eventually got so bad he went to the doctor. After running some tests, the doctor comes in and gives him the 'good news/bad news' routine. The good news is, he knows what's causing his migraines. His testicles are being pushed up against his spine, giving him the headaches. The bad news is, the only cure is to cut his testicles off.

'Wow, the man says, that's pretty severe. I'm going to have to give that some thought.'

The next day the man returns and tells the doctor he has decided, after talking to his wife, to have the procedure done. 'Doc, I'm 55 years old and we aren't going to have any more kids obviously. I've had a good life and my wife is okay with it so I've decided it's better than having these migraines'.

That morning he goes under the knife and has his testicles removed. When he comes out of the anasthesia he feels great and has no migraines. In fact, he feels so good, he decides to walk home. On the way home he walks by a mens clothing store and decides to buy a new suit.

The salesman greets him and asks,'How may I help you.'

'I would like a new suit.'

'Great, says the salesman, you are about a 44 regular ?'

'Yes, how did you know that ?'

'It's my job to know that, says the salesman.'

He brings the suit out, and it fits perfect.

'How about a new shirt with that. You're 15/34 ?'

'Yes, how did you know that ?'

'It's my job to know that, says the salesman.'

He tries the shirt on, it fits him perfect.

'And how about some new shoes ? You're a 10 1/2 D ?

'Yes, how did you know that ?'

'It's my job to know that, says the salesman.

He tries on the shoes they fit him perfect.

'How about some underwear with that. You're a size 34 ?

'Oh no, I'm a 32.'

'No, you're a 34. I assure you that, says the salesman.

'Well I've been wearing 32 all my life.'

'You can't do that' says the salesman, 'that will press your testicles against
your spine and give you migraine headaches.'

The moral of the story: Sometimes you've just outgrown your underwear.

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that was great. i really needed the levity.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha haha h ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ahh ahhahha ha ahh ha ha ha ha ha  and so on !!! cute !
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LOL, and I was worried you had another tx side effect!
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