Things not do on tx

I was refecting back, on the wounderful things a person may / did / are is donig on TX.                                           The one thing I learn not to do , is take to many Ambien. and cook meals, late at night with no one around, to stop the cem- induce cooking show. Oh, did I men-chen with no pam-jammas on. Oh yes, baby ! nachoes ! my hander the whacht dogs. findly got me on tape and off the ambien.                                                                                  WHAT WAS SOME OF YOUR FUN THINGS YOU-AL DID , ARE THINK YOU DID NOT DO.                                  THIS MAY HELP THE NEWBIES!!!!!!!!

[blondie717]

  The fun things? meeting the family after 17 years, traveling, and the rest I cannot print, so I plee the fifth :-) ..But I did not get sick. Placebo,placebo,placebo hehe

[blondie717]

  The fun things? meeting the family after 17 years, traveling, and the rest I cannot print, so I plee the fifth :-) ..But I did not get sick. Placebo,placebo,placebo hehe

[Dannigirl69]

Omg that freaking funny lol,I was trying to do a handstand one night lol

[GoofyDad]

Don't try to squeeze out a stuborn faart on an empty elevator with HGB below 8. Sure as sh!t, it will stop to pick up a couple ladies just as you have to  lean against the wall,  spinning and sure you're going to pass out, while wafts of skany riba gas start floating out of your shorts.

Been there, done that.

[suezeeque]

GoofyDad, that's disgusting.  I'm probably only terribly offended because I *might* have done the same thing.  Only I don't wear shorts.  :p

[can-do-man]

Goof, theres always a bright side, nobody lit a match........

[can-do-man]

"  Only I don't wear shorts."

Hmmmm

[Interfurgen]

you talk a little about that one post time so what realy happen on the road trip.????

[blondie717]

   I get a little confused when you mention road trip ;-) (which one?) humph I'm on the road now! I have not been home for awhile. In fact i'm missing my 90 day post test as we speak ;-0! hmm last April I met my sister cousins and my uncle, all of whom I have not seen in 17 yrs. some I thought were dead.  I guess my missing sister saw something I had posted on the internet and she found me, after my searching for her for 17 yrs.
     So last wk I was in Arizona and I decided to leave and come here to n. Calif.. The person I was leaving to see did not know I was coming. He had wanted to send a ticket.  So here I am thumbing (Ok it must of been the riba?)  And he keeps texting me. So I text back all kinds of excuses. Like Im @ de mall,out to lunch,taking a country drive etc. Finally I told him I had a vision he might need to rest up ;-0)! Oh I almost forgot to mention, the day before I left I did mention I might steal a car (but I was kidding) so like he texed me asking if I were driving?'-0..Anyways on my way here. I met some nice people. I paid a hitch hiker to go away;), I got a warning from the Arizona troopers, he said you wont be here long , especially if I leave.  He was right. and his warning blew away somewhere in the Calif desert. I got a bit nervous when I had to cross a freeway over crossing and the semis looked like ants and there was less then a knee high guard rail. Anyway's I guess I'm old enough to know better, but crazy enough to do it anyways. (let's see:::I must start thinking of a way to acquire my dream car ;Which of course just might be a fully loaded stretch armored brinks;-0).

[Interfurgen]

Stealing a car on riba is legal, but if you steal it on interfurgen I think it is a life sentenced, where you listen to the Bee Gee and Don whole tiny bubbles stuff, with out zanax, so if you was to steal a car what kind would it be.I only steal them if they have 8 tract player in them. maybe something like a GTO yeah baby thats stealing who needs tx when there a rush like that. Later blondy, pack the saw off and be done with them .COOL !!!

[nygirl7]

Blondie-

Is this like secret code speak where you read every fourth or fifth word or is it more riba/sexing travel to N. Cali that you are talking about in between the car stealing and hitch hiker paying?

It's just so confusing to me, even with a fever I still find it impossible to understand.

And Interfurgen I'm pretty sure its the Bee GEES and Don HO and 8 tracks...you might want to check the spell checker device it's acting up apparantly.

[Interfurgen]

I don't even know what i was talking about Sorry i do not even have a clue as to what i was trying to say.  

[crigger]

Do not poop behind you neighbors bush you might set it on fire!!

[belle19]

your comments are hilarious.  take care.  belle

[blondie717]

  Howdy Interfurgen, hey when are you starting treatment?  Hey don't worry about dat spell checker ;-0) , because being perfect is such a drag!  Now if I were going to steal a car, it would have to be one fully loaded Brinks truck ;-), and with the proceeds I might turn around and buy a Volkswagen or some gas efficient type form of transportation with a cassette player, because I have not been seeing many good used 8 tracks 4 sale as of late ;-0).
    Nygirly Sorry you have a fever, maybe a Midol might bring it down and help with any other symptoms that might be troubling you;)

[nygirl7]

Yes Midol always works wonders for my fevers, great advice there!

[mikesimon]

I prefer Midol too.
It's the absolute best for menstrual cramps.

Mike

[Proactive]

  A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .

  While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

  He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

  The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Is, Senor.

Sometimes the bull wins.

[Proactive]

oops, wrong thread-sorry

[nygirl7]

It was funny anyways gave me a good chuckle Pro!

[blondie717]

That was too funny ;-)

[Interfurgen]

I really don't know ? march 20 I meet with a new docter, at a liver center . I was really wanting to restart this winter, mostly because of work, And  I'm a little worried ! what? i'ts going to be like, this time.

[Interfurgen]

He ate what ? tumble weeds ?

[fretboard]

Drink a gallon of milk instead of a gallon of water. lol