Aa
A
A
Close
Avatar universal
Tiger Woods in Newfoundland

Sent on a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside.


The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.


"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.


Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.


"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.


"They're called tees," replies Tiger.


"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.


"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.


"Lardthunderin!", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"


Cancel
1 Answers
Page 1 of 1
751342 tn?1297434382
Good one, Rocker. A bright spot on my lousy weekend.
Comment
Cancel
Comment
Avatar universal
Comment
Comment
Comment
Post Comment
Your Answer
Avatar universal
Answer
Do you know how to answer? Tap here to leave your answer...
Answer
Answer
Post Answer
A
A
Recent Activity
Avatar universal
Blank
Sonyaxo commented on MY cuz
12 hrs ago
675718 tn?1449992146
Blank
drifter0213 commented on MY cuz
13 hrs ago
317787 tn?1473362051
Blank
Dee1956 Meegy 172 days!! Coincidenc... Comment
Dec 01
Blank
Weight Tracker
Track your weight over time
Start Tracking Now
Top Hepatitis Answerers
Avatar universal
Blank
163305 tn?1333672171
Blank
Rural Mural, CA
446474 tn?1446351282
Blank
San Francisco, CA
317787 tn?1473362051
Blank
DC
1747881 tn?1358189534
Blank
Greeley, CO
2059648 tn?1439770265
Blank
Hepatitis Social Community Resources