deadly gases

Seriously guys, what's up with the deadly gases. What makes them and how can one prevent these? If they can make me gag, I might end up poisoning anyone getting in the radius of 10 ft or some????

[geterdone]

ROTFLMAO, Why Marcia you’re exterminating them virions from within and they’ll be sending the screamers here shortly, lol. What to do about it? Nothing but stay away from open flames.

jasper

[Trish77]

Oh great .. just when they thought climate warming was about to settle down for the next 20 or 30 years, another global warming crisis comes out of Denmark.  If you get a visit from Al Gore, Marcia, make sure you get your cut.  You ARE the one cutting it, after all.

All I can suggest is a a really good air freshener and a scented surgical mask for those times when you think you're going to pass out.

Trish

[Marcia2202]

No candles, too bad, I like candles.  What about the kitchen stove??? It's a gas stove???? Maybe I should go raw, for the time being!

[Marcia2202]

Please don't tell on me, I don't wanna get onto the polluters black list.

Air fresheners don't do it... It adds to the gag effect. A scented surgical mask makes sense. I'll have my son evacuated. My husband is fortunately on tour.

I wonder if we can get the gases out before he gets home.

[Isobella]

ROFL!!

Oh, it's you....Thank goodness!!!  All this time I thought it was me!!!

I don't know what does it...but it tends to start at about 3 o'clock every afternoon.

Definately stay away from the stove!  LOL!!

[Marcia2202]

Ha ha ha, you naughty girl... all the way to Fl....

ROFLOL

[R Glass]

Just tell everyone it is The Breath of a Dying Dragon

[Marcia2202]

Ewww.... ROFL

[FlGuy]

Here's a reference to a lot more gas-related comments:

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/show/614057

[Marcia2202]

Been on that one.... Was the very first to comment ...

I was actually looking for the last poo poo thread, but couldn't find it...

too bad, that was funny

[GoofyDad]

Try a surgical hose -- one end out the bedroom window, the other end errr....ummmm in the land of the midnight sun, no that's not it, uh..... where the sun don't shine....

[Marcia2202]

Ewww... that's pretty gross, but funny anyway..

I'm sorry to hear about your diagnose... really sorry!
I'll keep you in my prayers!

Marcia

[rita863]

Thats one side i havent gotten yet,,,, or maybe i havent noticed it,  maybe thats why no one comes to visit!!!!  lmao   ......TX is great!

[IAmTheWalrus]

The worst part is the amount of carbon credits you will have to buy from others to stay off the polluter's list!

[sunqueen]

Dear God!  Just be absolutely certain that's it's ONLY gas before you let 'er rip!  In the second month I bought stock in "turlet paper" and started to carry a change of clothes. I still tend to stare into the toilet and wonder how the heck *that* came out of my body. I routinely give birth to alien life forms that live in the sewers.

[charm27]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryClSPHIRN8




This guy is on Riba too!!!

[geterdone]

HA HA HA hehehe RONTF Charm!!! you surprise me but yeah, that is the tooter scooter of TX, lol.

jasper

[Isobella]

It is amazing how much time I spent looking for that last poop thread when I could have been cooking dinner.LOL!!!  Priorities to the BADSS-always!!!!

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/show/593180

Thought about you at 3!! hehehe!!!!

[NashPred]

Is this where the saying, "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark" comes from?

I always thought it was from Hamlet...

J/K

[bandman54]

been there, done that...
it goes away after about 2 weeks....


also, milk thistle will make it worse.

bandman

[bandman54]

wait till you see whats gonna come out of your ***!

My theory - all this mess is the result of dead and decaying virus.... just a theory...

but it definitely ain't something I ate.


It will pass.

bandman

[GoofyDad]

Thanks for your kind words.

"Just be absolutely certain that's it's ONLY gas before you let 'er rip! "

Sunqueen brings up a good point with that advice. You might want a bigger diameter hose....

[Marcia2202]

I hate living in another time zone! I slept through all the fun ;-(

Thanks for the good morning laugh, you are all crazy!!!! Good crazy!!!

Isobella: thanks, no wonder I couldn't find it, it was on the other forum.

charm: that was funny as he11

Nash: ha, ha, Hamlet is set in Denmark, the Hamlet Castle in Elsinor (Helsingør)

Sunqueen: No aliens so far ...

bandman: I'll  be watching out ...


After reading this thread to my 20 yr old son , who is in Indonesia at the moment, he suggested I supply everyone at home with gas masks the military uses in special operations.

Any way, he thinks we are all stark raving mad, says hi to everyone and thinks that it's great we have each other!


Love y'all,

Marcia

[GSDgirl]

LOLLL   At first I blamed the dog eating the neighbor's cat food.  LOL, I can't quit laughing.

Denise

[Marcia2202]

Ha ha....

It has actually stopped... It must have been the can of baked beans I devoured. I have not eaten canned food in a very very long time and hadn't had baked beans in years!

I'll have some again in a few days and see if the same happens again, then I'll know what to stay away from.

[Lady Lauri]

This is funny! Here I was expecting a thread on Radon gas!

One side I got little of, thankfully as 'running' to the bath room was a slow waddle :)

Good luck there Marcia, I bet your kids are having a ball with this one!

LL

[Marcia2202]

Lady Lauri

Thank you, but unfortunately the baked beans theory doesn't stand.....

I don't have the problem with the running. I can run all I want, but be sure to stay off my trail.....


GoofyDad

I really need to find out where to get that small surgical hose you were talking about. I am about to go to sleep and am afraid I will wake up gagging in the middle of the night. It is too cold to sleep with an open window... I am already wearing goggles and a mask. But just in case it comes off in my sleep or the upstairs neighbors start ringing on my bell. I don't want to start an evacuation of the whole building.

[kimmypoo2]

hey guys i just farted and fan the sheets for 2mths  lmao
always always blame the other guy in the room
or act like  you walked in the room
look at the ppl in the room like gross
i did it for 2 mths
and got away with it:)

[Kristina538]

hehe - my son thought our cat had done something 'inside' - somewhere near my computer and made me hunt around looking for cat poo until I just had to admit it was mommy mediation gas!!!!!!  And I thought I'd learn humility.

Another day I smelt myself out of the bedroom and squirted some perfume around and nearly suffocated myself instead.  

My partner is getting payback now;  I'm surprised he still sleeps in the same room :-)..

Seens to be a little better this week, but I'm not holding my breath (hang on - I'm STILL holding my breath and dashing for the door :-)...

Thanks Marcia - I thought it was just me and I was going rotten - Sunqueen - I too have aliens lol...

[Isobella]

I am going to check in first thing in the morning to make sure you survived the night. LOL!!

Now you know the other reason I like my goggles so much--they keep my mascara from running!!  Hadn't thought about the mask...that could be next.

That surgical hose scares me, tho.  Owww!

[IAmTheWalrus]

Sounds like (pick one):

Killing the canary
Sphincter wistling
Colon bowlin'
Floating an air biscuit
Crop dusting
Doody tunes
The scented scream

:)

[Marcia2202]

Just checking in, I made it through the night.

[dperry10]

If thats the case, stay away from the Fiber One bars.. LOL  Talk about a gas attack.. LOL  

[fretboard]

Good post, too funny.  When I was very young I new girls passed gas, but not like guys.  Then I got older and so did the ladies I was hanging with, the reality hit me right between the nostrils.  Man you ladies, can go against any man, and that's without tx.  lol  Glad my wife don't have to tx. lol

[Marcia2202]

Ever hear of the expression  'you are what you eat' ?

Well I guess that must go for farts too... 'you fart what you eat.'

So stay away from beans, all sorts of beans.... and broccoli

[Isobella]

LOL!!!  

Yeah, I was just thinking last night after an elevator incident that this isn't the typical "ladies" thread!!

Marcia:  add beets and potato salad to that list!! :-0

[Marcia2202]

OMG.... did I wake you up? Was it THAT loud and smelly????

Sorry about that...

Marcia

[Isobella]

Ummm-think sonic boom and sulphur!  LOL!!

[Marcia2202]

ROFL LOL LOL LOL

[Marcia2202]

We haven't had fun here for quite a while.... Here is a crazy thread for you people treating at the moment needing a laugh. It's always good for the soul and mind....

We had so much fun with this one.

[GoofyDad]

Yeah, right. The farters always think it's funny - the fartees are less amused.

[Fmulder]

Is this really a symptom?, Now I have an excuse for killing my wife!

[Marcia2202]

definitely a symptom. My theory is that the riba is so strong that it kind of works like a thorough colon cleanse. It's like cleaning pipes with caustic soda. It loosens all the 'centuries' old krap deposits on the walls of the intestines.... and there the moster is unleashed.... And thats when the sh1t hits the fan....

[jdwithhcv]

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt!

[Marcia2202]

oops, right.... wouldn't want one of them aliens flying around... ewwww

[Isobella]

OMGoodness.....this is what makes/made MH what it is/was. Does that make sense?

Funny that we were talking about those dame lab goggles I was so proud of dorkifying.

Farts are now replaced with burps here at 6 weeks post tx, in case anyone was interested.

LOL!  (really I was...ya know...lol)

Iz

[IAmTheWalrus]

I thought this thread died an honorable death last year. Just smelled that way, I guess.
Just yell, "Fire in the Hole!" Anyone that sticks around after that gets what they deserve.

[sunqueen]

I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no aliens miss marcia.

[mikesimon]

Maybe you wouldn't be joking around so much if you remembered what one member said about odors and the liver. To paraphrase: If you smell it your liver has to detoxify it.
Am I the only one who remembers that? It was scary - what with all the foul wind during TX. I haven't see that on the list of negative predictors yet but I assume we will soon. Please go outside on those occasions and spare your liver......and the livers of those nearby.
Mike

[jdwithhcv]

That's a frightening thought.  You're right, though, that was the theory.  Now I'm scared to sleep without a gas mask ;^)

jd

[sunqueen]

Shew, then I must be responsible for the destruction of hundreds of livers in SoFL while I was on tx. I'm still trying to forgive my co-workers for stampeding and trampling me to get to the bathroom first when they saw me with the key.

[IAmTheWalrus]

Scary thought, Mike!

[epiphiny]

So glad this thread has been resurrected.  Seriously, farting was one of my biggest symptoms when I had the virus!  Nasty, vile ones.  And I especially recall it during my acute phase.  On treatment it actually improved and since treatment it has diminished significantly.  In fact, I feel like a normal person these days.  "Normal people' apparently 'break wind' approximately 8 times per day!  Where they got that figure from I don't know but there are studies on everything to do with the human body and it's processes...

Boy, we sure do get up, close and personal around here!

[IMstacie]

at least you know there is nothing wrong with your sinuses...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably didn't even know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are completely silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Tell you what, take one of these pills each morning and come back to see me next week."

So the week passes and the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, they are still quite silent, but they stink just terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

[Kristina538]

Thanks Marcia for bringing back this thread.  It made me cry with laughter late at night in the middle of tx'g and so very grateful that there were others around the world sharing my plight.   I never thought I'd have good memories of tx, but you all on this site created many of them.

My family had to evacuate the lounge on more than one occasion last winter;  and they were so very sweet about it - all opening the windows and leaving the lounge with grins on their faces,  knowing that I was going through a hard time, and bringing humour into my embarrassment!!

[Marcia2202]

It's good to see you guys come out playing again. The laughter really kept us going. We were so so silly on tx. When I look back on the pain we had to go through, I'm so glad that we had the humor to pull us through it. It made tx 'doable'...

Love ya all...

An beware of the gases.... and the little aliens

[R Glass]

I’ve been post tx for well over 1.5 years and still blame on sx. I don’t think my wife is buying the excuse anymore. I tell her, unless you’ve been through it, you’ll never completely understand it. Now stop your complaining and pull my finger.

[medicmommy]

You don't do the "Dutch oven" on her, do you?!? (For those unfamiliar with the term, it is when your "loving" spouse thinks it's funny to rip one while you are in bed with him and then pull the blanket over your head, trapping you underneath with the stench!). Yah, txing toots are right up there with pregnancy ones!...URGH! :O ~MM

[Kristina538]

Why is it call the 'dutch' oven?  And why has that saying travelled the world - from bed to bed - from lousy partner to next :-)?    
Even in NZ the saying is well known.   What king of baking DO they do in Holland?