Embarassing toilet paper scene yesteday...

Well, took the kids to Michaels yesterday to find something they could create for Daddy for Christmas and had the horrible "toilet paper tail" after coming out of the bathroom.  =(  I was soooo embarassed, but the girls laughed at me until they were crying.  They are only 7 and 4!!  I never had this happen to me before and often wondered how it happened to other women and now I know.  Well as the pregnancy progresses it is getting harder for me to balance to "squat" over the toilet and there were none of those toilet seat covers so I laid down two pieces of toilet paper on either side of the toilet seat.  Well, I guess as I was pulling up my pants a piece of my homemade toilet seat cover got caught in my pants.  How humiliating!  I could have cried.  So, ladies when you go to pee and create your own toilet seat cover make sure you check the back of your pants when you pull them up!  I have learned my lesson.  

[LosingMyMindInGA]

Atleast you didn't have an "accident" of the very grossest kind in a public restroom.  I had that happen to me during my 4th pregnancy...I was well into my 3rd trimester and was rather large....and to top it off had my 13 month old with me....talk about embarrasing....

I'll take your toilet paper trail any day :)

[BabyHardiman]

Oh no!!  That IS embarassing!!  I know a friend that happened to at the Hong Kong airport of all places.  I had to rush around the airport to try to find her something to wear.  We ended up mix-matching our clothes together and just threw her pants in the trash. lol

[April2]

I had something simular happen. I had gone to the bathroom at a small church we were going to at the time. I think the toilet might have already been clogged or something. I don't know if there was too much toilet paper or the plumbing wasn't that good or what. But when I flushed it started overflowing. I panicked and didn't know what to do. Right about then the pastor's wife (of course, right?) came in and went quickly back out and got a mop and began cleaning it up. I about died right there. I started stammering about I didn't know why it overflowed. She was very kind though. I'll never forget it. We should do a post on our most embarressing moments or something! :)

[Mom2be530]

LOL!!  BabyHardiman, I love you!  That happened to me and I don't think Jack will ever let me forget it.  

This has nothing to do with me, but once Jack was sick (he was 4) and the doctor asked me to have him pee in a cup.  I took him in the bathroom, grabbed a cup, looked down at him and said "You have to pee in this!"  He looked at me like I was insane and busted out laughing.. I laughed then looked back at him and said, "No, really you have to pee in this!"  He thought I was the biggest retard in the world.  It took me 30 min. and a $40 dollar video game to get him to pee in the cup!  Two weeks later my mom went to the doctor and Jack had to go with her.  That night we had dinner with friends and Jack busted out laughing at the table.  We asked him what was so funny and he announced to everyone that "Grammy peed in a cup".  I think my mother almost died in embarassment!  

[BabyHardiman]

We should start a "most embarassing moment" thread, lol, no better way to get to know people than through there most embarassing moments.  I can totally relate to the toilet over flowing thin too.

This happened at my old BFs house at Christmas 6 years ago.  There was a girl that came with his brother that did not have indoor plumbing for years in her home, so she was trained to throw her toilet paper in the trash can instead of flusing it????? Don't know why.  Well, I went in directly after her and used the potty and right after me my BFs dad went in.. he came out (he had a rather obnoxious wine buzz by then) and announced to everyone that I missed the toilet when I wiped.... needless to say the toilet paper had POOP on it!!  It wasn't me I insisted but everyone laughed.  Later Mandee told me it was her - I could have strangled that girl!

[BabyHardiman]

HaHa what a little booger!