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hello well im 18 and i was an idiot august 8th i didnt have sex, nor got a blowjob but i got a handjob until i came and she put my penis on her vagina not in, i came on her vagina not in. i checked for stds and hiv and i have nothing. Im worried about this

[1nana]

Then use a condom next time.

[jedispider]

i will but, i just wna know the chances

[pertykitty]

dear god where is obi wan?

[jedispider]

cmon please tell me, am i just overreacting cuz there was never any peneration. i DONT want a massage baby

[pertykitty]

you asked this exact question months ago on another forum, this is all the fun you can find?  seriously you are in the wrong place.

[jedispider]

they told me it couldnt happen but it came back to haunt me again

[ImmortalOne]

Then stop doing it... apparently you didn't learn your lesson last time.  Anytime you have any form of unprotected sex, a girl can get pregnant. Period.  Yes the little spermies can make their way up into the vagina from outside.  Yes she can get pregnant on top, yes she can get pregnant while on her period, and yes 90% of the young people today have HPV.  Apparently you missed your sex ed class.

[ImmortalOne]

Obi Wan is getting a massage by Yoda who was watching porn of Jabba The Hut.

[ctsmom]

wow-I may be naive, but I didn't know that you can get "full service" massages,  my advice is to just use your hand buddy, eventually you will catch something-

[pertykitty]

ctsmom you can get anything you want anywhere if you know where to look lol.  i wonder how much she charged for that sevice......

[jedispider]

I DIDNT DO IT AGAIN, i was asking about the same exposure i had, not another one jeeh. but she is a sex worker, not my girlfriend doesnt she have to use a pill or something.

[pertykitty]

jedi we get it, are you really that stupid? lol.  get off this forum, we have other issues to discuss than a little boys weiner.

[jedispider]

can i stop worrying about this now? i mean i got a full std panel done and hiv at 6weeks all came back neg because i didnt have intercourse. im sorry please

[Renogirl]

The Force is strong in you young Luke - Use the force Luke - and maybe a condom too while you are at it!  Stupid it is not to.  

[pertykitty]

jedi the last time you asked this you were told that if you have had tests and you didnt have actual intercourse dont worry.  i stand by that.  now get off our forum here and go to the mens please! if i could eject you from here myself i would.  now where is that button.......

[nikkicole827]

why have i always found star wars fans weird?  Hmmm...  ... ...  

[jedispider]

oh this is the womens? im so sorry i didnt know that why didnt anyone tell me. Oh maternal hehe didnt read that oh jee im sorry will not post again, or i will but to apogize. i like starwars yea theres a religion called jedi knight, look it up in google jedi religion.

[jedispider]

thanks pertykitty i ow ya big time

[jedispider]

and congrats on your pregnancy, im sure u will be the happiest mom ever.

[ImmortalOne]

*Dies laughing, falls over and the jedi's bring her back from the dead*

[pertykitty]

io i feel much better now knowing that i have been given the thumbs up from jedi himself.

[ImmortalOne]

lol yes, now you may rest in peace huh?  lol  my DH was amused by this post.

[jedispider]

DH?

[tmv]

Ladies, jedispider has been over on the cold & flu forum claiming to be a nurse. That must be some school to have already graduated at 18!

jedispider: dh is not what you think it is, mind out of the gutter.

[pertykitty]

they have a cold and flu forum??  i must see what exciting things are hoppin over there lol.

[tmv]

I stumbled onto it after deciding to see if this jedispider put his question on the men's forum. Surprise, the answer is no! Then I saw the cold & flu and his name. Ironic. Anyhow, somehow I feel we have had this same conversation many other times(massage parlor sex).hmm....

[pertykitty]

im a massage therapist and i havent had sex at work yet, maybe im doing it wrong! lol.  normally i take great pride in my dirty mind but i cant make anything good out of dh like you suggested ye ol jedi might have.  im just waiting for a poster to ask if its possible for a man to carry the child....

[tmv]

Oh, maybe I was the one with the mind in the gutter! That's just my take when I first read it. He (she) sounds so sarcastic. When I read it I almost hear a squeaky little voice talking, lol! Anyway, nickname for Richard Cranium. Don't know if i can put it on here or get bleeped.

You know, 7 years ago my bil's girlfriend said that she heard it was possible and that's when they would have children. Well, now she had twins (from ivf) and one surprise baby. Boy did she have to learn the hard way.

As for your mt, I think YOU are the one doing it RIGHT! But, I did enjoy a laugh.

[Tanker Chic]

Anything is possible.. have you considered getting a vasectomy so you won't have to worry about this the next time?  It is probably your only hope.