Chippendales 30th Reunion

For all you women out there that want a good laugh!  Men will find this funny too.  Received this as an email and thought you all would find it funny!

[Melissa0116]

oops, forgot to copy onto post.  Sorry.

Confucius Says:




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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

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[Lonelymom]

those were very funny!!

[Melissa0116]

Thank you so much for reading this.  I really thought that I would get a few more people wanting to have a good laugh.  I thought they were funny too.

[jollyman069]

That was way too funny....brian

[dominosarah]

I love it!!!

[Cherie762]

that was so funny great way to start my day thank you

[Melissa0116]

I am glad you all liked it!  Thanks!

[margypops]

He he I laughed my little socks off it was hard to choose a favorite one maybe the War one...........

[ChitChatNine]

Remember the Chippendale's Calendar wayyyyyy back when ?  Well, maybe it's still around but I'm talkin' the original ones!

C~

[margypops]

where do you get em from

[Melissa0116]

my mom sent this to me in an email.  I will have to see where she gets all her jokes from.  But, she works in the State Probation and Parole Board here in our State and you can just imagine the type of emails and jokes she gets.  LOL