Try this..its fun!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16--- ----a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made!

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with....

[dawnangela]

I jumped on a Smurf on your car, because im sexy and i do what i want..hehe..

[Jade59]

Hahaha...okay, here it is:

I yelled at a spoon in line at the bank because that's how I roll.

That WAS fun! :)

[SassyLassie]

LOL, here goes:

I did the Macarena With a gangster in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want .

[gokuangel]

I yelled at my neighbor in my car cus the voices told me so!!

ROFL! how funny!!

[dawnangela]

Haha, i do like that one:)

[jo929]

I licked a fork under your bedbecause the voice told me to  


wow  jo    

[dawnangela]

Lol was that a wow as in WOW factor..or  wow as in...wow :)

[turkee23]

i yelled at a pickle riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader...

lmao!!!......

[turkee23]

lmfao i just went and read the other ones.....toooo funny !...this was a good one!

[AHP84]

I yelled at my mobile phone under your bed because I'm a Ninja!

Hahaha, how appropriate--I am a black belt in taekwondo, so I guess I'm *kinda* like a ninja...although a clumsy, pregnant one at the moment!

[msniki412]

Ok too funny...

Mine is:

I licked a banana sliding down a hill because i think I need some serious help.

Hehehe I think I really DO need some help!!! :-)

[peggy64]

I danced with a squirrel on your car because thats how I roll......

[Lucey12]

I loved a monster in line at the bank because Im sexy and do what I want!

lol This reminds me of my stag. We had a list of stuff we had to do/get and one of the things was hump something in public and say, "its my bachelorette party and I can hump if I want to."

[Lonelymom]

I kicked an IPod on your car because I am AWESOME!

[Lonelymom]

I had to post mine and then go back and read so I didn't forget! These are hilarious!!!

[mami1323]

I danced with a noodle in an elevator because the voices told me to.

Well I guess if voices tell me to do something it would be to dance with a noodle in an elevator....lol.

[megochick101]

I karate chopped a homeless guy sliding down a hill because i'm sexy and i do what i want

Hehe...Well I guess i should go apologize for doing that! What was i thinking? LOL

[megochick101]

ROFL..i just read the other ones!! HAHA

[Lonelymom]

You know everyday you could come up with another silly sentence. Like today for me would be:

I kicked and IPod on your car because I'm NOT crazy.

[kitty51]

i did the macarena with my mobile phone in an elevator because im not crazy !!  

[iam1butterfly]

I kicked my brother sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and do what I do what I want.

(makes perfect sense to me!)

[bk3019]

I smelled your mom at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy. lol

[chantal21]

I danced with a ninja sliding down a hill because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

LOL these are too funny!!

[alikat1205]

I ran over a snowman in an elevator because I'm NOT crazy.

[suzi-q]

I yelled at a banana rolling down a hill because that is how I roll!

[melaniewilliams]

i ran over a pickle in an elevtor because i awsome!

lol funny..

[OldFatChick]

I loved a football player in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I wish, lol

[redheadaussie]

I jumped on a homeless guy in a hole coz I can!
Bwaaaah haaaah.....these posts are so funny....................!

[Crochetya]

I yelled at a snowman riding a motorcycle because I am awesome.

Go Frosty!!!

LMAO!!!!This is so funny!

[jesicomp]

I ran over your mom On your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[ChitChatNine]

I karate chopped a llama at the table because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!