Turkey Recipe for my US friends..Enjoy!

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

                                                               Dawn x

[margypops]

Ha Ha Ha that did nearly happen to me this year too much desert and Vino, everytime my back was turned my glass got filled and I drank out of politeness.Lol

[dawnangela]

Lol i can see how easy this would be to do:)

[Lonelymom]

LMAO!!! I couldn't imagine doing this! I can't even watch t.v. and cook, I am like the kids with spongebob you put my favorite show on and I am glued. I can't imagine trying to drink and cook either I would catch fire or my house would.

[SassyLassie]

Ahahahahahahahah, good one.

[adgal]

You mean everyone doesn't cook this way?  Hmmm, maybe that's my problem...lol.  Actually I would have been passed out on the floor after the second or third drink.  I am a total lightweight!

[margypops]

Tradition in England that in the morningof Christmas day, whilst the Turkey is cooking, the women of the house drop in on each other, for a glass of Shery or Port, my Mom usually a non drinker would becuse of the festivities imbibe ..I have fond memories of her being tipsy on that day ......