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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives


Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
  
1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.
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1028452 tn?1537448484
Right !
It helps mind creativity
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535822 tn?1443976780
well I am a gal lookin at it from a differant perspective .....ha hah.
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1028452 tn?1537448484
I like the way you look the other side of my stories  Ha Ha........lol
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535822 tn?1443976780
Ha Ha Ha tell you what rahim I could substitute it for Why 'some women have dogs not husbands ...' I like that better .lolo
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