joke for the day !

i get texts all day long that make me laugh.....i think we need something like this on here...

i love just the lil things that make me laugh....some of mine are a little raunchy...but they are still funny.....

anything to put a smile on your face, even if its just for a few mins!

so i will start !.....this one today says

"IM SOOOO PISSED!!! I lost 3 friends today, 1 at mcdonalds, 1 at walmart, and where the F@#K are you??? I TOLD YALL TO HOLD HANDS !!!! DAMN!"...

I SAW THAT AND LOST IT LAUGHING SO HARD!....i have no idea who sends them to me because they come thru on my work phone but thank you!!.....

A blonde girl drop off a shirt at the cleaners.....the asian lady says "Come Again". the blonde says no its tooth paste this time you nosey biotch!".......lol another good one

[dawnangela]

Steggles chicken is hiring at $38.55/hr and when i told them of your experience handling C@#ks well... you start Monday..

[turkee23]

lmao!!!!