most embarrasing moments in your life

I went into a take away shop in my new pants and the drawstring bow came undone! My pants fell to my knees and my face was on fire!!Lucky for me there were only females in the shop at the time,I looked up at them and said this is the best thing that has happened to me all day,and so glad it was in a town half an hour away!! Same town different day,I went to the supermarket,saw the car park to the right,I got a bit confused because i thought it was parked to the left.I saw my daughter looking at me funny,next thing bang!! I walked straight into a huge mirror at entrance of the supermarket,and bounced of it.What a dumb place to put a mirror!!
Last but not least i bumped into the flight centre pilot(statue) outside the travel centre and sorry about and he didnt answer,I wonder why??LOL

[paranoidpatty]

I was at the gym working out (years ago before DH) and I was flirting with some guy and trying to be cute.  So I got up from the leg machine and was trying to be flirty and walk cute and sneak peaks at him coyly and walked smack into another workout machine as I turned around.  It was too funny.  At least me and the guy did end up hooking up after that and we laughed about it LOL.  

[kitty51]

nothing worse when your perving LOL

[jollyman069]

well many years ago.. i was still married and my kidneys still worked..we were at a halloween party were my then wife worked.. it was a bar/restaruant.. and we started drinking and as the progressed we started doing shots of lemon drops.. that is 100 proof citron vodka.. well they aid i drank about 19 shots through the evening.. all i know is they showed me pictures about a week later , i was dancing pantless on the table.. and beleive me it wasnt a pretty sight.. in fact looking at those pics brought my hangover back...lol

[kitty51]

Ah thats worse than than what happened to me LMAO

[dominosarah]

Im still trying to figure out which memory i have is more embarrassing!!!!  I have many.

Jollyman.........LMAO!!!!

[PrettyKitty1]

Can't think of a good one.....I've had so many......*sigh*

[kiddthekatt]

We were at a dinner party with my husband's employees, I excused myself to go to the restroom. As I walked back out, I felt a breeze in the back section of my dress. Thank God a woman jumped up from another table and backed me back into the restroom. It seems that the back of my dress was tucked into my panty hose, God  and everybody would have had a really good laugh, my bare arse shining out at them all.

[Cherie762]

that sounds like quite a moment lmao

[dominosarah]

Were you completely pantless or did you have your Tighty Whiteys on??  Still chuckling about this!!!  Does bring back alot of memories!!!!

[jollyman069]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  completely pantless...thanks for bring ing that up sara....

[mommy52]

In my younger and drnking days, I partied. There was a night club we would go to nightly except on Sun. Sure no one has ever heard of Razzy Bailey. Well a certain club was referred to home of R____ B____. It was after Christmas and we were drinking and partying at our table. We were very regulars.Had too much to drink as always and told him he wasn't singing it right. Asked if I wanted to show him how to sing. Replied yes. Proceeded to get on table and TRY to sing with the band. Later he came to table and brought pitcher drink. As I got up again to show how to sin on stage---turned over pitcher on his white pants, This may have not been embarrasing for some, but I was usually quite and under control. As jollyman said I saw the pictures and still didn't believe it. Ain't it good to be sober and clean--make an a_ _ of ourselves and remember it? For me it is.

[Mandapanda17]

This is fun, lol. #1: I dropped my manager cell phone in the toilet at the manager christmas party a couple years ago because I was drunk and had to tell the owner of the company and my district manager the next day :) #2:... about 2 months ago, I tripped over a curb at my work and fell on my face into a bunch of bark in from of about 10-15 customers who were in their cars. I work at a drive thru- coffe bar and the greeter postion has to take orders from all the customes in their cars. This happened in the middle of the rush. I got up as fast as I could and brushed all the bark off me and pretended like nothing happened (enen though I wanted to cry)....lmao..I'm clumsy :):)

[kitty51]

Today my partner and i were cruising around the mall and we were looking at all the spring flowers that i wanted to buy.There was a plant called crazy grass and i wanted it.He thought it was a stupid looking plant to pay $10 for,I called him a tight arse and he stared laughing,wrong man i said it to a complete stranger.by the way he said i could buy if i want too!!!