To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
In the 18th century people consumed considerably more alcohol than they do at present.
As for the basic premise -- its false in that E Coli can easily inhabit beer.
Tap water is tested for E Coli on a schedule determined by population -- the larger the population using the distribution system, the more often it is tested. If coliform is tested in the water, they take immediate remedial action.
I am slowly becoming more prone to those bas tards since I have been on earth! Look at my avatar dont I look dead? Just think thats me on a good day. My POOP isnt like you earthlings we aliens take a POOP about 3 times a year. Plus it dosent stink we aliens like to call the smell ummmm It smells like roses when we POOP
LMAO yes I have seen them smiling one day my POOP came out and it looked like a smiley face. Does that count LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh no you didn't lol. How dare you say your POOP smells like roses LOL. What do you eat then? LOL You do look dead my friend, you either need to eat more meat or you need a de-worming treatment ASAP lol.
I grew up on hot dogs!! I don't want to know what is in them. My husband told me once years ago. I had to wait until the memory went faint before I could eat another one. Poop, Worms! It is like what goes in should be going out! Some kinda way the two ends got mixed up. Maybe the hot dogs killed the worms? Ugh!
Is it true that wine is made like Lucy did on "I Love Lucy", when she was in that barrel with purple feet?
you guys are too funny.
it seems the aforementioned quote is attributed to david auerbach, the following are not----
"He that spills the Rum, loses that only; He that drinks it, often loses both that and himself." -----Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac
“Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.”
Bible, Proverbs 31:6-7 (there's a powerful story behind that one coming to mind, but i'll save it for a more serious post).
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