hehehe! sure gave me a giggle.
Even if it was a true concern, I would be more worried for your lady friend over your storage issue. Something like that would poke her in the lung.
That's OK, Davie82, we had a good laugh!
I must admit that my post was B... S... ! It sure got a lot of attention though ! I`m sorry everyone !
Love this one, you could try tucking it under your legs and sticky taping it to your backside.
Yes, it sounds like someone is playing a game here. That is a problem I sometimes wished I had! In the meantime, please pass me the crying towel, as I don't know whether to laugh or cry with this one.
Yeah, I assume sheepfarmer's deleted expletive was something to the effect of B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T, and seriously, I'm inclined to agree with him. You should contact the Guiness Book of World Records. I hear the longest recorded penis is somewhere around 12 inches erect? You may be a formidable contender.
To be honest I never measured it but since you asked I did and it`s 10" soft...so you can imagine the length when hard !!! As for longer boxers..It still shows through my pants..Dave
Yeah, seriously, boohoo, I'm sure we're all so sorry for you. That must be terrible for you.
Just joking, and if it is a real problem, please accept my sincere and humble apologies.
Wear larger boxers... and dont hurt it by stuffing it away, even if it looks a little weird, oh well, besides how big is it that it doesnt fit in anything? there isnt a way i know of to make it smaller, but why would u want to do that, lol. Yeah i would just say go with larger boxers, sry i cant be more of a help, :)
there is always one ! no you are stuck with it . lol x x