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Lare Penis

All my friends tell me I have an unusually large penis.I can`t wear boxers because it hangs way out the bottow. I have to wear jockies but even then it`s kind of uncomfortable because it gets all scrunched up and when I get an erection it hurts because it has no where to go.I`ve tried not wearing underwear but it shows through my pants .Any suggestions ?
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hehehe!  sure gave me a giggle.

Even if it was a true concern, I would be more worried for your lady friend over your storage issue.  Something like that would poke her in the lung.
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365850 tn?1207696606
That's OK, Davie82, we had a good laugh!
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I must admit that my post was B... S... ! It sure got a lot of attention though ! I`m sorry everyone !
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365850 tn?1207696606
There's an idea!

;-)
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Love this one, you could try tucking it under your legs and sticky taping it to your backside.
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365850 tn?1207696606
:-) !!
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Yes, it sounds like someone is playing a game here.  That is a problem I sometimes wished I had!  In the meantime, please pass me the crying towel, as I don't know whether to laugh or cry with this one.
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365850 tn?1207696606
Yeah, I assume sheepfarmer's deleted expletive was something to the effect of B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T, and seriously, I'm inclined to agree with him.  You should contact the Guiness Book of World Records.  I hear the longest recorded penis is somewhere around 12 inches erect?  You may be a formidable contender.
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To be honest I never measured it but since you asked I did and it`s 10" soft...so you can imagine the length when hard !!! As for longer boxers..It still shows through my pants..Dave
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365850 tn?1207696606
Yeah, seriously, boohoo, I'm sure we're all so sorry for you.  That must be terrible for you.

Just joking, and if it is a real problem, please accept my sincere and humble apologies.
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Wear larger boxers... and dont hurt it by stuffing it away, even if it looks a little weird, oh well,  besides how big is it that it doesnt fit in anything? there isnt a way i know of to make it smaller, but why would u want to do that, lol. Yeah i would just say go with larger boxers, sry i cant be more of a help, :)
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222282 tn?1210164939
there is always one ! no you are stuck with it . lol x x
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