i want a smaller penie

I am after any information on reducing the size of my penis. I want it to be no bigger than 1 inch and twig like (I don't want the lenght and width anymore). I am looking to have surgery, but am at a loos to see who may perform this. Any comments, advice, hints rto help me reduce my size will be grealty appreciated
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[EnigmaMan]

You are an idiot.

[lion50]

******* theres people with real proplems

[sleep96]

sorry dude but ya ur kinda stupid i think u want it to be bigger because thats pretty small im 13 and mines bigger and and unless ur gay thats pretty creepy

[Dalubaba]

Usually everybody wants to engthen their peins.There must some special reasont that you wnant to shorten the length and girth of your penis.
In winter usually penis shrivels up somewhat. Applying Ice to your penis may shorten the length.This may work or may not.There is no harm in trying.